Jeremy Cressman

New Business owner & operator at One Day Doors & Closets Delaware Valley

[Jeremy Cressman @JerCres]

@rohindhar We sell & install interior residential doors. The change to new, solid doors with great hardware is worthwhile & updates the feel & look of the entire home substantially

[Jeremy Cressman @JerCres]

@thepondering_ @SenEricSchmitt moron of unprecedented importance

[Jeremy Cressman @JerCres]

@realfrugalmogul Just tell them what you’re doing & that they’re out a shower for 2 days. Don’t mention concessions. They’re usually happy to have repairs & consider it a free upgrade

[Ethan Brooks @alt_w_v_g]

Sunday 3pm

Wife dragged me to an open house in our neighborhood

Nice place

4 bed 3 bath

Listing price $875K

The realtor said "it's a great investment"

I said "what's the cap rate"

She said "excuse me?"

I said "what's the net operating income as a percentage of the purchase price"

She said "this is a home not a rental property"

I said "everything is a rental property if you run the numbers right"

My wife grabbed my arm and said "we're just looking"

The realtor smiled

I asked if the seller would provide trailing 12 months of utility expenses and a maintenance capex schedule

She handed me a brochure with photos of the kitchen

No financials

No diligence materials

No QoE

And people wonder why residential real estate is inefficient

My wife said "you ruined it"

I said "I improved the process"

We are not buying the house

Sent from my iPhone

[Jeremy Cressman @JerCres]

@6abcadamjoseph We advertise on your news; it’s worth it. You’re all creating a great product & the return is much better than other locals.

The halftime show was great. Best to your family & hi to Karl.

[Adam Joseph @6abcadamjoseph]

I make my own decisions. Would you like me to share our ratings? We are still number one…. strongest in the country.

[𝑴𝒐 𝑴𝒐𝒉𝒍𝒆𝒓 @MoMohler]

Walking into a Verizon store that was once a Pizza Hut and declaring that we’re on stolen land.

[Matt Margolis @ItsMattsLaw]

Aliens (completely bewildered): so the groundhog

Me: is clairvoyant, yes

[Jeremy Cressman @JerCres]

@LouStagner Looks like my former club, Old York, Columbus, NJ. Rest in peace, Ed Eget.

[Jeremy Cressman @JerCres]

Play llive

[Jeremy Cressman @JerCres]

@rohindhar We sell & install interior residential doors. The change to new, solid doors with great hardware is worthwhile & updates the feel & look of the entire home substantially

[Jeremy Cressman @JerCres]

@rohindhar We sell & install interior residential doors. The change to new, solid doors with great hardware is worthwhile & updates the feel & look of the entire home substantially

[Jeremy Cressman @JerCres]

@InquisitiveUrsa @erenbali Uh no. Unless you consider a threat enforcement, their impact is zero.

[Jeremy Cressman @JerCres]

@rohindhar Legend

[Jeremy Cressman @JerCres]

@oelma__ AI is murder

[Jeremy Cressman @JerCres]

@yashar @LHSummers Just use chat gpt you gross idiot

[Jeremy Cressman @JerCres]

@realEstateTrent huge upgrade in Haddon NJ

[Jeremy Cressman @JerCres]

@missmayn Easy. We’re talking visuals, right, not lyrics or music.

[Jeremy Cressman @JerCres]

@Julianitra @TheCinesthetic Really a very good ending to either a great or bad film, depending on what lens you use to look at it

[Jeremy Cressman @JerCres]

@shawngorham This is really amazing, thank you

[Jeremy Cressman @JerCres]

@IAmClintMurphy @tomhinestweets Very well put