Cashier (upon noticing my book): “Cujo, huh? I read that when I was about 8 or 9.”
Me: “That seems…not good?”
Cashier (now in a serious tone): “Well. I had already read Shakespeare at that age, so…”
It’s an annual tradition I have each fall where I watch the Titans play and then I watch other teams play a completely different sport the rest of the day.