Jerad mucci

[Jerad mucci @JeradMucci]

Worst dad joke by accident. Ana is watching Pirates of the Caribbean and asked, "Why would a pirate want to get married?" And I said it's for the booty.
She just looked at me horrified 🤣

[Jerad mucci @JeradMucci]

Roman just told me he was allergic to wieners while making pigs in a blanket.

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Gio just walked in the house after the bathroom was just cleaned and said "I have to poop really bad, sorry I'm going to ruin all your hard work" 🤣🤣

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Giovanni just got told by the roofers to go inside. I have never seen a kid so dejected that someone didn't want to talk to him.

[Jerad mucci @JeradMucci]

Gio just told me if he's getting punished he can just tap out. Didnt expect him to pick that up from watching ufc.

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Car drove by and Roman asked if that sound was a fart, no son that is what we can a fart can on a car.

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@ColumbusBrewing Got a draft list for opening day/week?

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@MadisonBarrow1 These are the important things in life 🤣

[Jerad mucci @JeradMucci]

Quote of the day:
"If my name was Beer you would love me"
-Giovanni
😂😂

[Jerad mucci @JeradMucci]

@samm_i_am021 We just don't like spit in our food.

[Jerad mucci @JeradMucci]

@MadisonBarrow1 Only when you include margaritas 😁

[Jerad mucci @JeradMucci]

Quote of the day:
"When you stop growing you stop having birthdays" - Giovanni

I wish buddy, I wish

[Jerad mucci @JeradMucci]

@MadisonBarrow1 Sounds like a win.

[Jerad mucci @JeradMucci]

@MadisonBarrow1 He just wants fresh bacon.

[Jerad mucci @JeradMucci]

Gio's painting and says don't look so I say I'm going pee and he says that should keep you busy 😂

[Jerad mucci @JeradMucci]

@MadisonBarrow1 Glad to see they all stuck together, it's called team building 😂😂

[Jerad mucci @JeradMucci]

@MadisonBarrow1 Gio has that look "is she done talking already"

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Gio told me he wants to go back to Ikea to dance, WTH?

[Jerad mucci @JeradMucci]

Gio is playing Mario and he says the mushroom went in his butt 🤣🤣

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@MadisonBarrow1 Only when sleeping.