Jerald Sonstroem

[Jerald Sonstroem @JeraldSonsxir]

@JenevaBeylyk whoever directed this needs an award yesterday...

[Jerald Sonstroem @JeraldSonsxir]

I was then invited by said professor to be a part of a cohort later in the spring and to come to a keynote speech. I got a call from a job in a lab and told I was hired finally after 6 soul-sucking months of job search. All of my work is done for the week.

[Jerald Sonstroem @JeraldSonsxir]

@JacqulynLa9c does anyone know if this is from a specific movie or show

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You don't always need to cut a cake at the reception.

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@JaneanGluclue5 has anyone attempted to recreate this and actually succeeded

[Jerald Sonstroem @JeraldSonsxir]

efven if it doesn't matter anymoreior whom it may concern,
it is my fault and nothing can change that
b am not writing this to explain my reasons or plead my case, it's just facts, plain and simple
ut i can't

[Jerald Sonstroem @JeraldSonsxir]

@YolandoMasjoxb my therapist: and what brought you in today? me: *shows them this video*

[Jerald Sonstroem @JeraldSonsxir]

I'm building a productivity SaaS and I want to retire my parents, get married, donate to some specific charities and all that stuff, and the only reason I'm still trying is for the

[Jerald Sonstroem @JeraldSonsxir]

Mary getting pregnant without semen is parthogenesis, and parthenogenesis can ONLY create female offspring.

[Jerald Sonstroem @JeraldSonsxir]

صوححه الألباني في صحيح النسائي، 1/280، و1/ 281.أسألك برد العيش بعد الموت، وأسألك لذة النظر إلى وجهك، والشوق إلى لقائك، في غير ضراء مضرة، ولا فتنة مضلة، اللهم زينا بزينة الإيمان، واجعلنا هداة مهتدين)

[Jerald Sonstroem @JeraldSonsxir]

What's your best recipe for pasta sauce?

[Jerald Sonstroem @JeraldSonsxir]

But with chains (in fast food, stores, hotels/motels, movie theaters, restaurants, etc.) you often know exactly what to expect when going in. You know what things they offer. You know where everything is. You know how their prices typically are.