Gewürsti Mister

[MR. POP @MrPopOfficial]

Susan Boyle is doing a better job at building hype for her new music than any other artist has done this year.

[Gewürsti Mister @JerbearBaker]

@BellBears22 👀👀

[cat @realityphobe]

She literally looks fucking hilarious just the sight of her should’ve been enough to keep her safe

[omar @DripArab]

I really thought I was going to be married by 25

[$🇵🇹 @HeavyMtlHookr]

Finally caught up on the Patti Lupone drama and let me just say.. you’d never see Bernadette Peters saying some fuckass bullshit. Bernadette is MY bway diva

[Kevin Daly @kevinddaly]

Marin Mazzie as Mother in Ragtime was a perfect performance.

[garry p @garryp_123]

leaning into the frociaggine today

[NO CONTEXT HUMANS @HumansNoContext]

I can’t hear unless I read the subtitles

[☔ @Whotfismick]

me: watches a show called Unsolved Mysteries

narrator: the case was never solved

me:

[☔ @Whotfismick]

when my friends are trying to teach me the rules of a card game and I physically cannot listen

[Andrew Campbell @arcampbell94]

The Grey’s Anatomy writers after throwing a pregnant Callie through a windshield https://t.co/5f5srtMV2n

[liva @realchoppedliva]

when characters in musicals transition from speaking to singing

[Chappell Ryan @RyanTroutSays]

Cole Escola kinda ate here.

[Carl Woodward @mrcarl_woodward]

a cultural moment https://t.co/2cRNLf56Om

[Jamie DuMont @jamiedumont]

You wouldn’t last an hour in the asylum where they raised me