jerememes613

For the best in home grown (mostly) jewish memery! Amateur Fashion Influencer/blogger. DM for Collab!

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@dunkindonuts I am a little disappointed. I buy coffee every day and and look forward to the day when I can get a free coffee . Monday, I was looking forward to my free coffee and it was bottom of the pot bitter and was not sweetened properly.

HOPING YOU CAN MAKE IT BETTER 😉

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@dunkindonuts i spend a ton of money on coffee buying almost everyday and look forward to my free bonus points. On Monday I got my free coffee and it was bottom of the pot bitter and not sweetened the way it should be.

Can you help me out 😉

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@tiktok_us why does writing "Free Palestine" on a clearly jewish video not violate your community standards?

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@AmericanAir please DM me and I can give you more information but this is so extremely important. We don't fly any airline but yours please help us make this right

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@AmericanAir my wife booked your amazing fair of $69 from LGA to DFW. The problem is she booked the wrong date. she double checked she was booking for one date, but it gave us another date and the tickets are nonrefundable and are now more expensive.

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@AmericanAir please help make this write. This trip was a Hanukkah present for our children and we really really want it to happen.

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So it turns out that @lesteraverman4's grandparents had the family's last name shortened at @EllisIsland. It was originally AvermenHaChai.

#jewish #jewishjokes #jewishmemes #jewishpuns #jewishhumor #mightyducks #lesteraverman

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I am forming a jewish boy band called N'Shul. Their first song is about a retiring spiritual leader. It's called "Rabbi Bye."

#jewish #jewishjokes #jewishmemes #jewishpuns #jewishhumor #humor #memes #puns #jokes #dadjokes #dadhumor #dadpuns #influencer #humorinfluencer

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My Investment advisor shows no emotion when we meet. He has an unbelievable, Broker face.
#humor #memes #puns #jokes #dadjokes #dadhumor #dadpuns #influencer #humorinfluencer #dmforcollab #gimmefreestuff #humorblogger #Influencer #investment

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#over40 #overthehill #aginggracefully #almost50

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Crazy how as you get older the first thing you have to do when get out of the bathroom is pee.
#humor #memes #puns #jokes #dadjokes #dadhumor #dadpuns #influencer #humorinfluencer #dmforcollab #gimmefreestuff #humorblogger #influencer #gettingold

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#marriagehumor #communication #love #husbandandwife

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Me to my wife: Can we talk for a second, I read something and I am a little anxious.

Wife: Why do you insist on reading?

Me: Because otherwise, I wouldnt know what to be anxious about.

#marriage #anxiety #coupling #worry #marriagejokes

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I hurt my wrist driving neighborhood kids to school. Dr says I have carpool tunnel syndrome.

#jewish #jewishjokes #jewishmemes #jewishpuns #jewishhumor #humor #memes #puns #jokes #dadjokes #dadhumor #dadpuns #influencer #humorinfluencer #dmforcollab #gimmefreestuff #humorblogger

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I am writing a book about how not to grow as a Jew. It's called the Be'er Minimum.

#jewish #jewishjokes #jewishmemes #jewishpuns #jewishhumor #humor #memes #puns #jokes #dadjokes #dadhumor #dadpuns #influencer #humorinfluencer #dmforcollab #gimmefreestuff #humorblogger

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Ford is designing a car specifically for jews to complain about. Its called the Ford Tzaurus.

#jewish #jewishjokes #jewishmemes #jewishpuns #jewishhumor #humor #memes #puns #jokes #dadjokes #dadhumor #dadpuns #influencer #humorinfluencer #dmforcollab #gimmefreestuff #humorblog

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A poll of federal employees in DC revealed that the chore which most people hate is washing tons of laundry.

#jokes #humor #puns #dadjokes #dadhumor #dadpuns #memes #jewish #jewishjokes #jewishmemes #jewishpuns

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Someone approached me to donate one of my kidneys. I said sure, but how is my son going to walk after?

#DarkHumor #dadjokes #humor #jokes #memes #puns #badjokes #parenting #kids #kidjokes

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#pesach2025 #jewish #jew #jewishjokes #jewishmemes #jewishpuns

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Do we have to wait until the Rabbi buys it back to call it bread and not Chametz? Asking for a friend

#chametz #passover #passover2025 #pesach