Jeremiah Rutherford

[Jeremiah Rutherford @JeremiahRuther3]

When she bite my peener

[Jeremiah Rutherford @JeremiahRuther3]

Really just be getting the motivation to solve world hunger and cure cancer and then you look at the clock and it’s midnight and you can’t do anything

[Jeremiah Rutherford @JeremiahRuther3]

How the girl from 2021 got me before and after

[Jeremiah Rutherford @JeremiahRuther3]

Taking a withdrawal from your 401k early because fortnite dropped a new anime girl skin

[Jeremiah Rutherford @JeremiahRuther3]

People watch some Wes Anderson and Quentin Tarantino movies and think they film buffs but haven’t seen this classic😒🤦‍♂️

[Jeremiah Rutherford @JeremiahRuther3]

Panera charged lemonade got me tingling Ik they putting crack in this.

[Jeremiah Rutherford @JeremiahRuther3]

The Met Gala is just Eyes Wide Shut irl and I will not be convinced otherwise.

[Jeremiah Rutherford @JeremiahRuther3]

Why don’t they ever play anything cool through the tornado alarms like Metallica or sum

[Jeremiah Rutherford @JeremiahRuther3]

Collectors the worst people Fr, they buy all the stuff I wanna collect before I can

[Jeremiah Rutherford @JeremiahRuther3]

People who drive the big trucks with hips want a big strong man to kiss them

[Jeremiah Rutherford @JeremiahRuther3]

My mental abuse rizz is off the charts

[Jeremiah Rutherford @JeremiahRuther3]

If you don’t like oatmeal raisin cookies it’s not a taste thing, it’s a maturity thing. Grow up and enjoy the cookie.

[Jeremiah Rutherford @JeremiahRuther3]

If Twitter really gets alt-f4’d I hope a library of sorts is kept of all the posts made. Future generations need to see what the early 21st century held.

[Jeremiah Rutherford @JeremiahRuther3]

Ppl who play sports games like madden, fifa, nba, etc are the video game equivalent of that one little kid who refuses to order anything but chicken tenders.

[Jeremiah Rutherford @JeremiahRuther3]

It’s me, I’m pretentious

[Jeremiah Rutherford @JeremiahRuther3]

If you listen to jazz for enjoyment Your are pretentious

[Jeremiah Rutherford @JeremiahRuther3]

I LOVE WATCHING MEN RUN CROSS COUNTRY I LOVE MEN RUNNING IN SHORT SHORTS @LukeTodt

[Jeremiah Rutherford @JeremiahRuther3]

Real asf

[Jeremiah Rutherford @JeremiahRuther3]

My motivation is to one day have my tweets screen shotted and poorly cropped to be posted on Instagram with no credit to me 🙏