Wagwan geng!
Tuntun ti dey oo.
Long time, no story!
TGIF! No need to ask how the market went this week—I understand, we are all Man United fans now (up red!). 😂 Grab a bottle of water, let’s gist...
Thirteen months ago, during a friendship hangout over suya and cold drinks in Ikeja, two close friends decided it was time to put their money to work (person don dey old nah). Each had ₦1,000,000 sitting idle in a savings account.
Victor was the flashy, headline-obsessed investor (he carried his bling-bling lifestyle right into the market😂💀). He loved the glitz of hot sectors. When he put his ₦1,000,000 into Seplat Energy, it was already a heavyweight stock trading around ₦5,000 per share. Victor walked away with 200 shares.
Tunde, on the other hand, was quietly obsessive about fundamental value and banking scale. He took his ₦1,000,000 and bought First HoldCo (FBNH) when it was trading low at roughly ₦25 per share. Tunde walked away with 40,000 shares.
Over the next year, their WhatsApp group chat became a battleground of noise versus silence.
VICTOR (Seplat) TUNDE (FirstHoldCo)
Capital: ₦1,000,000 │ │ Capital: ₦1,000,000 │ │ Shares: 200 units │ │ Shares: 40,000 units │ │ Entry: ₦5,000/share │ │ Entry: ₦25/share │
Month after month, Victor flooded the group chat with screenshots of financial news. "Look at Seplat! Moving from ₦5,000 to ₦8,000! Now ₦12,000! Now ₦16,000!"
Every financial blog in Nigeria was posting charts of Seplat’s parabolic trajectory. Victor was walking around like a market wizard (on Elumelu level). He was holding a stock that had surged over 220%, pushing near ₦16,000 per share.
Tunde said almost nothing. FirstHoldCo wasn't breaking internet algorithms, nor was it getting glamorous tweets. But underneath the surface, a banking re-rating was quietly underway as market caps exploded across financial heavyweights. FirstHoldCo steadily marched up from ₦25 to cross ₦120+ per share.
One evening, Victor slapped his hands on the table. "Tunde, you must be regretting that banking move. Seplat went from ₦5,000 to ₦16,000! My stock is a giant!".
Tunde smiled, pulled out his phone, and opened his portfolio tracker.
VICTOR'S PORTFOLIO (Seplat) 200 shares × ₦16,000 current price = ₦3,200,000 Total portfolio: ₦3.2 Million (+220% return)
TUNDE'S PORTFOLIO (FirstHoldCo) 40,000 shares × ₦120 current price = ₦4,800,000 Total Capital: ₦4.8 Million (+380% return)
Victor stared at the screen. He refreshed it. He checked the math again. "Wait... how are you almost ₦1.6 Million ahead of me? Seplat is ₦16,000 per share! Your share is only ₦120!"
Tunde took a sip of his drink and broke down the math.
"Victor, you bought the headline price; I bought share volume and growth percentage," Tunde explained.
Seplat at ₦16,000 sounds massive compared to FBNH at ₦120. But because Seplat was already ₦5,000 when you bought in, your ₦1,000,000 only bought 200 units. A big move in nominal price only yielded a 3.2x multiplier.
FirstHoldCo moving from ₦25 to ₦120 represents a 4.8x multiplier (+380% gain). Because my entry price was lower, my ₦1,000,000 commanded 40,000 units. Every single ₦1 movement in FirstHoldCo adds ₦40,000 to my portfolio, whereas a ₦1 movement in Seplat only adds ₦200 to yours.
Key Market Lessons
1. Avoid Unit Bias: Never measure a stock's potential or earnings power solely by its absolute sticker price. A ₦16,000 stock isn't inherently "better" or growing faster than a ₦25 stock. Total returns are dictated by percentage growth on your invested capital, not nominal naira increments per share.
2. Volume is King: Owning 40,000 shares of a growing company means every small dividend payout or price tick scales heavily across your balance sheet. When First Bank moves up by just ₦1, Tunde gains ₦40,000. When Seplat moves up by ₦1, Victor gains only ₦200.
30 units of MTNN
20 units of Aradel
133 units of TIP
1000 units of linkassure
85 units of Nahco
30 units of NGX group
45 units of Fidson
182 units of AccessCorps
75 units of Dangote Sugar
48 units of HBMNIGERIA
15 units of Dangote Cement
62 units of UACN.
Here are the ingredients only 👇
For the filling:
- Oil
- Sausage (diced)
- Onions (diced)
- Red bell peppers (diced)
- Yellow bell peppers (diced)
- Seasoning
- Salt
- White pepper
- Spring onions (chopped)
For the Sauce/Mixture:
- Cooking oil
- Red onions, finely chopped
- Green seasoning / green pepper blend
- Prawns
- Carrots, diced
- Green bell pepper, diced
- Red bell pepper, diced
- Yellow bell pepper, diced
- Scotch bonnet pepper, chopped
- Seasoning cubes
INGREDIENTS
- Cooking oil
- Chicken, marinated
- Salt
- Spaghetti / pasta
- Red onion
- Red chili pepper
- Ginger
- Green beans
- Carrots, julienned
- Bell peppers: red, yellow, green
- Lee Kum Kee Light Soy Sauce
- Ching's Dark Soy Sauce
That thick, rich red stew with meat + eggs is usually served with the rice & beans, or with swallow like pounded yam/fufu. I know you can't wait to have a taste 😁😋🥰
- Chopped green herbs- looks like scent leaf, parsley, or green bell pepper for freshness at the finish
For the Rice and Beans
- Brown/black-eyed beans- cooked first
- Long grain rice- parboiled rice added to the beans and steamed together
- Water- for cooking