Jeremy Baka

The irritating pebble in the shoe of the fearful Fortune 500

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To Fiji Airways marketers: you don’t get customers by bludgeoning them with the same commercial on CNN 50 times a week. That’s 1970s marketing. Give me the millions you’re spending and I’ll do something more compelling, meaningful and, yes, even more profitable.

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The endless updates and stories around Ben and J.Lo is like the pandemic. It just. Won’t. Go. Away.

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Wonder what the over-and-under odds are on the Lopez/Affleck marriage.

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Was looking forward to watching the Oscars and getting away from all the hate and violence in the world. My bad.

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If 60 people walk into a forest and protest, does anybody hear them?

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The Secret of Skinwalker Ranch on the History Channel is single-handedly lowering the IQ of America. Who is their audience, Flat-Earthers?

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America, where are you? People are dying. The world awaits.

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It’s official. CNN, FOX, and MSNBC have all jumped the shark. Remember when news used to be news and entertainment, entertainment? Now entertainment delivers news commentary and news delivers entertainment melodrama. Where’s Cronkite?

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Super Bowl ads have become as formulaic as Hollywood superhero movies. Hire expensive celebrity and have them do/say something cute or funny. Zzzzzzzzzz

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Note to the marketers at J.M. #Smucker Company: No, running the same Jif commercial 7 times during the same program does not make people want your peanut butter more. More is not better. I can help you. Call me.

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Sad that Betty White had to die. Now if only the media would let her.

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“Our holiday cards are in the corner,” says the clerk at #papersource. Good luck with that.

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The “express line” at #Walgreens. 😆

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Next to “hero,” the most misused and abused word of the year has been “weaponized.” They are both officially more beige than beige.

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Remember when it used to be a lot of different movies with an occasional silly superhero movie thrown in.

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Dr. Pepper’s “Fansville” commercials. Why? Call me. There are MUCH better ways to spend the millions of marketing dollars you are wasting.

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As if we need another reason to dislike #Uber, they pick up the wrong passenger and charge my wife for the trip. No reimbursement was give “since the passenger was in the same neighborhood.” Welcome to “close-enough” customer service.

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Check out my latest article: The Four Ways to Drive News https://t.co/PkOBHQW8eZ via @LinkedIn

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God's way of telling you, you make too much money.
Megan Fox went to Hell on ayahuasca trip https://t.co/2heMf6DL2C via @MyEagleNews

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Uber prices gouging tourists in Hawaii. $49 for 15 minute ride. Support taxis—no change in rate. Uber=greedy.