Jeremy E Jones

Your friend, Jeremy E Jones; Former Homeless Cross-Dressing Assistant Professor, current Executive Badass of The Lost Animals Society

[Marvel's Midnight Suns @midnightsuns]

The Spider of Vengeance is back! #MidnightSuns

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[Jeremy E Jones @JeremyBluejeans]

@paulscheer howdy! You said in a recent episode you would love to do Under Siege on an actual cruise ship. I know a guy who owns a cruise ship and frequently lets us shoot movies and stuff there! https://t.co/3IungPGaBE

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@DeathPartyPod I remember as a young teenage goth in Indiana trying to ride my bicycle to a friend's house and having a hell of a time keeping my trenchcoat out of the wheels...

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"Any plans for New Year's, Jeremy?"
"Well, I have a jar of olives in my coat pocket."
"So you're headed to a party and in charge of olives?"
"Nope. I just like olives."

[Jeremy E Jones @JeremyBluejeans]

Gourmet popcorn is never a good idea. Popcorn is just fine as is. Don't fix popcorn.

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@slowmotiondream HEYYYYY! LOOK I'M ON THE TWITTER!!!!!!

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I don't know if this is a real @AmericanCancer commercial, but I love it. https://t.co/AwOa4zh4FG'

[Story of Eva @StoryOfEva]

Volunteer extras needed Sept 12th @SolanoCommColle Theatre at 9:00am sharp. Bring different semi-formal clothing. #CastingCall #Actors #Film

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There are mice scurrying around my apartment cleaning up food debris and crumbs. Either I'm a terrible housekeeper or a Disney Princess.

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@primawesome Also known as "The Macklemore Approach"?

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@ryancarlmercer @NathanFillion he played it really cool, too. Nonchalant, wearing a nice classy suit. I gotta learn how to do that.

[Jeremy E Jones @JeremyBluejeans]

Had a dream that I met @NathanFillion in a fancy men's room. He struck up casual conversation with me as he dropped a deuce in the urinal...

[Jeremy E Jones @JeremyBluejeans]

No matter how many times I do it, I always forget to pack backup underwear for heavy cardio days.

#commandobusrides

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@autumnthing Bajorans?

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I promise the movie isn't all shirtless guys on rooftops. Just mostly. http://t.co/qyYkezExxp

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@delaVegaII ?!

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@Syndarr a dead bee covered in hair.

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@delaVegaII well, great, now that I'm 30... ;)

[Jeremy E Jones @JeremyBluejeans]

Feeling despondent. Gonna watch 80's movies.