Jeremy Burcher

Account Manager / Animal Lover / Owner of 20 year old collegiate relay record @ Roanoke College

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@PeteHegseth Disrespectfully, fuck you

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@Taylor47 A sphincter says what?

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@elonmusk You aren’t welcome

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@elonmusk Increase the dosage!

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@elonmusk Complete trash human tbh

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Better Vision. Better Calls.

Still literally offering all NFL refs free LASIK.

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@Chiefs How much are you kicking back to the refs and @nflcommish

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Fuck the #NFL

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Patrick Mahomes does not play in the NFL.

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It was nice when #CollegeFootball ended on New Year’s Day.

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@ElectrifyAm @ElectrifyAm is there any update or estimated fix timeline? We’re about to hit 2 weeks down

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@ElectrifyAm can you provide any update on Richmond, VA Station 100272? It has been down for 8 days with no real timeline on a major I-95 stop off. Upgraded to 350kw? Less good news? TIA 🙏

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Ok can we boycott #LACC hosting the @usopengolf US Open in 2039, or at least get some folks who know how to run a tournament in charge?

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@PGATOUR $280 million over water?

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@GolfDigest Can the money work if the product doesn’t? Players should boycott PGA Tour, take sponsors with them and steal back ownership.

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@GolfDigest CNN is 0-2 in recent stainful press conference/town halls. Yeesh they got some rials coming their way too

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@secrettourpro How incredibly boring

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@AlanShipnuck The team aspect of LIV is 10000% the worst part of the sport portion of this endeavor. The only people who want teams have no interest in actual professional, competitive golf.

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This makes the rumor that @Nike were going to buy @BKoepka @livgolf_league @SmashGC for $2B seem like nothing…@PGATOUR

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@practicalgolf Really amazing stuff on this episode.
Going out to practice a bit of what I learned today!