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when was the last time you had a home-cooked meal | MSU Honors ‘22

[geromie @JeremyCopley3]

Can you have an addiction to crushed red pepper and if so where do you draw the line bc it’s less me consuming it and more it consuming me

[geromie @JeremyCopley3]

Right but like exactly how many ways are there to skin a cat

[geromie @JeremyCopley3]

@abbeywhaley22 You have 16 hours to recant

[geromie @JeremyCopley3]

Bought AirPods today...not so sure ab this whole wealth tax on the ultra rich anymore

[julia reinstein 🚡 @juliareinstein]

man I miss precedented times

[geromie @JeremyCopley3]

Me: hi how are you
Customer: good
Me: thanks

[geromie @JeremyCopley3]

If I were a mom I would simply not do anything today
or I would have aborted
one or the other

[geromie @JeremyCopley3]

Social distancing is honestly kinda dumb like bro just let me kiss my homies

[geromie @JeremyCopley3]

Ok universe if this is a simulation say sike rn

[geromie @JeremyCopley3]

Ramped up my adult vitamin gummy intake to 4 a day last week and this morning I literally performed brain surgery via telekinesis so

[geromie @JeremyCopley3]

@bricelynden and I are taking a stand against evil

[geromie @JeremyCopley3]

@BenSkeens It took everything in me not to ask him this question

[geromie @JeremyCopley3]

Would the government still govern me if I were a worm

[geromie @JeremyCopley3]

Music is reflection

[geromie @JeremyCopley3]

@HSLOTGUCCI Like this has gone far enough right

[geromie @JeremyCopley3]

@katgallenstein Oh you’ve got it all figured out huh

[geromie @JeremyCopley3]

Anybody know where I can buy those old dusty paintings of overtly white Jesus praying on a stone in the moonlight

[geromie @JeremyCopley3]

Me: your total is $103 sir
Old guy: that seems a little high
My thoughts: ...is he trying to negotiate w Walmart?
My words: yep sure does sir sorry wish we could do better

[geromie @JeremyCopley3]

Jehovah’s Witnesses: why did you leave this ominous card in the Walmart bathroom

[geromie @JeremyCopley3]

@kenzy_dean Sigh