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monkeys and rabbits loop de loop

[⋆⁺₊⋆ jessica ☾ ⋆⁺₊⋆ 🍉 @ItsMrsRabbitToU]

EVERY. WORD.

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

Yes, in fact, I do think the guy flipping burgers at McDonald’s should be able to afford rent, bills, and groceries with his paycheck alone. That’s kind of the whole point of having a job and I can’t believe this is considered a radical position for me to take.

[Dfw_camo @dontplay_z]

Billionaires are negatively impacting my daily life more than any illegal immigrant ever has

[Papii🥤 @ammalusty]

I used to have this mental illness where l thought logical arguments would change someone's mind

[Jenni @hashjenni]

Hey Americans, I might be a know-nothing, but I can't help thinking that arresting your president for raping kids might be a better idea than letting him collapse the global economy and possibly end the world. Just a suggestion.

[Pengu @Penguxn]

the highest form of compliment you can recieve from a neurodivergent is you being an exception to their social battery

[Jett ♛ @iky_fwjett]

too neurodivergent for neurotypical people, too autistic for other adhders, not autistic enough for autistic people, just weird enough for everyone to wonder wtf is wrong w me

[Aspec-xua @goatmonty]

am i evil? *realizes thats OCD reassurance-seeking* i'm sorry that's bad *slams head into wall* i didn't mean to do that in front of you. i must be attention seeking *punches self* i will stop. is that abusive? *realizes* NONONO *scratches self* wait—

[mia @httpsosweet]

I'm half unstoppable force on my dad's side and half immovable object on my mom's side

[𝖗𝖊𝖉✞ @_redfeels]

sorry i can’t hang out tn im busy being a lazy depressed loser who cannot get my shit together

[Jett ♛ @iky_fwjett]

NOTHING will make an autistic person lock in like finally understanding the logic behind why they should do a specific thing

[𓆩𓆪 @koiicats]

i’m having a really bad week for no real reason other than that i am unfit to be a person i hate being alive and everything is my fault

[crittur @miwwmiu]

I am very avoidant for someone who wishes to make meaningful connections with peopel

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[Yves ౨ৎ @yvessirae]

i feel so bad when i overtake an old person on the sidewalk like man i really didn't mean to flex on you with my youthful stride

[the heart @Fredward3948576]

saw big spider crawl into my closet last night. He’s probably in there trying on all my clothes acting like he’s me

[The Sensitive Warrior @coffeetime33]

stfu = sweetheart that’s freaking unbelievable

[soup @s0upworld]

i’m sorry i spent the first two years at work acting weird and avoiding eye contact with everyone. but i’m normal now and we can be friends

[KILLER MEG (Interdimensional entity..) @horse_feedbag]

I wonder if my recorded call has ever been used for training or quality purposes