Funkadelik

Guitarist, torque enthusiast, liminal, evolving.......
@ManUtd 🇳🇬🇬🇧

[Herish Sadi @herishsadi]

The moment that made us all cry today, Zadok telling his (unaware) father about him signing for @OfficialBHAFC @AIKfotboll

[Adika @Adikastakes]

Zadok Yohanna’s story is the most inspiring story you’ll hear this year. He was playing in Kaduna just 2 years ago and today Brighton signed him for over €30m making him the most expensive Nigerian teenager ever. Truly a moving man will meet his luck

[Indiscov @Iamindiscov]

In 2022, my woman linked me to her uncle, he gave me ₦275M contract. When i finished and received my payment. I got a high-end Cognac, 750ml Remy Martin XO. $1,000 USD in an envelope and presented it to her uncle as a 'Thank you' token. Here's the twist, i didn't engage her and i will explain.

When her elder brother won election and became a Senator in 2023, she linked me up with him and he assisted me greatly politically all thanks to him i know some people today. Her brother gave me contracts, her father gave me contracts and all these was her doing, she played her role in making sure she brings value.

That girl you have been giving money to or planning to do big favour for, do you think she would ever give you her own money if you ask or help you if you are stranded?

You're spending heavily on a woman who does not care about your survival and future, women do big favours for who they like, who they are into, a woman is never broke to who she loves, who she so much cares about when he comes to her for assistance of cash. It doesn't mean you will be necessarily broke before you ask her for cash.

Until she brings out her money and does little or more for you, she is not into you, and your biggest mistake will be 'marrying a woman who contributes zero to your life and future'.

Many women out there are stingy but they want favours from innocent men, many of them just want to use you while some that are from wealthy highly influential families isolate you from opportunities. Until you have tested her generosity, her willingness to contribute towards your growth 📈 💹 don't take her seriously.

So yeah, i didn't engage my woman, i paid her bride price three months after completing the contract her brother gave me. Why engage who you are not planning to waste time with flexing?

She paid her dues already and she became my woman forever ♾️!

Stop wasting your money and time around women who bring no value or little contributions in your life. Save your money and time my brother, invest!

My strong advice for men who are grinding and building: Stop pouring resources into women who only drain. Vet properly. Marry the builder, not the consumer. Goats 🐐, pigs 🐖, turkey 🦃 and other investments are more reliable than untested romance.

You will have a better ROI when you invest on goats 🐐 and pig 🐷 farm. Plan your future and start building today. Women come and go but the one that comes into your life and heavily contributes to your growth should never be allowed to go.

Sieze her!
I mean, marry her!

[Johnjr @jayjayr01]

POV: The Ousmane Dembélé disrespect is so forced.

If you actually watched football before the TikTok era, you’d know Dembélé was ALWAYS seen as a generational talent. Barca paid €120M for him while PSG had to loan Mbappé first before buying him permanently.

Mbappé had the better career trajectory and achievements, but talent-wise? Dembélé was right there, some would even argue more gifted technically.

His problem was injuries, not ability. The first season he stayed fully fit, he helped the La Masia boys win La Liga over Benzema’s Madrid while dominating games.

People acting shocked that he has a Ballon d’Or level season clearly forgot this guy had 20 assists for Dortmund at 19 YEARS OLD in his debut season.

Dembélé was never a random player.
He was always world class potential waiting for consistency. ⚡️

[Funkadelik @JeremyDaru]

@ManUtdInPidgin Beckam, Owen, Chicharito, Di Maria, Varane......

[Funkadelik @JeremyDaru]

@Jennnyyyyyy Who said 9?

[Anti-Agbado! @Oserume1]

@officialABAT "to stand with the people of Plateau."
Mr Tinubu, did you take power to stand with victims of insecurity or secure the lives of Nigerians? The buck stops on your table, do your job!

[Funkadelik @JeremyDaru]

@eagleseyeinc No be dat thing wey dem dey use season bitter leaf soup be dis.....?

[Funkadelik @JeremyDaru]

@itisjusstooeazy @TheAwayFansVids So I pass by a thousand people and greet a thousand people?

[Funkadelik @JeremyDaru]

@itisjusstooeazy @TheAwayFansVids They don't hate greetings, they are about business. Since when did greetings solve problems?

[Funkadelik @JeremyDaru]

@vdmempire O boy 😳 Rivalry unmatched.
El-Clasico be looking like a neighborhood five a side after hours....😂🤣

[Don Keith @RealDonKeith]

His 11 year old nephew delivers a hilarious Best Man speech.😂

[The Driven Man @Thedrivenman]

Bro just casually enters the men's hall of fame 🫡

[David Hundeyin @DavidHundeyin]

You know that episode of Rick & Morty where Rick reveals that there is an entire civilisation of people living inside his car battery who don't know that the sole purpose of their whole existence is to generate electricity to power a mad scientist's wacky space adventure car?

That is where Nigeria is right now, and that's why I am militant to the point of putting myself in trouble by talking about why Nigerians need to stage the most bloody and violent revolution Africa has ever witnessed. Because entire future branches of history are being wiped out because young Nigerians are trapped in an economy whose job is to make white people and a tiny Nigerian minority rich at the expense of 230,000,000 people like this.

This 19 year-old kid already has the sagging shoulders of a 47 year-old man with the world's weight on him, and he has already learned to not expect anything good to ever happen to him in life. All it took to show him a fork in his future trajectory was a fucking $47 tile cutting machine, and he's now going to hold on to this new opportunity and make a better life for himself - but there are literally millions of him out there that will never meet a benefactor, or that don't even have the skills needed to maximise this opportunity.

There is only ONE entity in any African country that has the power to carry out interventions like this in people's lives on a large scale - the state! A content creator can change one life like this and get viewed 10 million times, but a government can change 10 million lives like this without batting an eyelid! Only the government has the transformational capital and the incentive to do this in millions of lives!

That is why being led by people who don't work for you is a literal life-and-death matter! When we talk about neo-colonialism, this is what the fuck it is about! When you have a government installed by foreigners, which allocates billions of Naira in public revenues to enrich foreign intelligence assets like Gilbert Chagoury via transnational corruption schemes like the nonexistent "coastal highway" - this is the result!

Nigeria's money is not being used to invest in the lives and betterment of Nigerian people! It is being used to enrich white men in Washington DC who are already richer than God, with a fraction going to their local collaborators in Abuja! This kid and millions like him are the direct victims! Their future possibilities and bloodlines are being extinguished with poverty so that Peter McBillionaireStein and Matthew Von WhiteManBerg in Manhattan and London can increase their Q3 dividend payout by 15%. Neo-colonialism is not a victimless crime!

You are all living inside Rick Sanchez's car battery!

[Funkadelik @JeremyDaru]

@Boy_Teegee @BayuzTv While I was tearing like crazy, this part got me laughing gnarly. He's 19 😂

[Non-Fungible Frank @frank_ikemefune]

Classism in Nigeria is just poverty with a microphone..

[Funkadelik @JeremyDaru]

@TECNOMobileNG Nigeria 2-0 Morocco

[Funkadelik @JeremyDaru]

@NoteSphere Iwobi for sure is my man of the tourney, man's passes are outta this world ❤️‍🔥; Plutonic pass, assist, and a goal. Game recognizes game for them that know ball.
Super Eagles went hungry. Pray tell they bring the trophy home 🙏🏾

[Funkadelik @JeremyDaru]

@UTDFondre Absofπ€kinglulely no one. None can stand a chance. 😳👀🤯