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[Farm Girl Carrie 👩‍🌾 @FarmGirlCarrie]

This!!

[American AF 🇺🇸 @iAnonPatriot]

This man is absolutely COOKING..

🔥🔥🔥

[Kangmin Lee | 이강민 @kangminlee]

Water is wet

[Directors’ Cup Updates @Direct_Cupdates]

The @TexasLonghorns wrap up a dominant inaugural athletic season in the SEC.

Texas wins 8 conference championships on the year and wins the SEC All Sports Trophy by a massive margin of 0.156.

The margin is larger than the score difference between 2nd and 12th place.

#HookEm

[Charlie Kirk @charliekirk11]

This 😂😂

[This Podcast is Making Me Thirsty Seinfeld Podcast @ThisThirsty]

As we celebrate #SNL50, hard to beat this 1992 sketch. Unmatched talent including our friend Siobhan Fallon👇
https://t.co/rxU3j04PPd

[The Disrespected Trucker @DisrespectedThe]

I'd say bookmark this so you can respond to the ignorant left with facts, but we all know they despise facts. They care about vindicating their feelings. Either way. This was pretty good. You're welcome!

[End Wokeness @EndWokeness]

Norm's tweet gets better with age 🤣

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

This is insane

[Steve Czaban @czabe]

This is a great TACKLE. Period. Heads up feet on the ground. No launch. No crown. Arms wrapping player up. You people are nuts. Yeah, the helmets smacked like coconuts. That's why they wear them!

[Men's Humor @MensHumor]

When everybody else is making New Year's resolutions, I'm like...

[Snarkisian @Snarkisian]

Posting because the original was muted. Delusional Aggies are the only people who don’t think Texas A&M is Little Brother to Texas. It's fascinating how brainwashed that cult is. 🤦🏻‍♂️

[TodayInSports @TodayInSportsCo]

This stat is insane.

[Wall Street Mav @WallStreetMav]

Therapists in NYC and San Francisco today.

🔊

[Roger Clemens @rogerclemens]

Who ever said “I’m leaving America if Trump wins” … don’t let the door hit you in the ass on the way out. 🇺🇸

[CJ Vogel @CJVogel_OTF]

Distances traveled on the last ten scoring drives for Texas opponents:

• 31 (TD)
• 29 (FG)
• 38 (TD)
• 75 (TD)
• 13 (TD)
• 13 (FG)
• 34 (TD)
• 25 (FG)
• 89 (TD)
• 38 (FG)

Average distance of 38.5 yards needed for opponents to put points on the board. Only twice have teams needed to travel more than 40 yards.

The minute complementary football is played is when this team will return to what we saw in the first part of the season.

[Benny Johnson @bennyjohnson]

As Kamala dramatically bloviates about abortion at a rally, a rallygoer shouts “JESUS IS LORD!”

Her reply?

“You are at the wrong rally.”

Kamala hates Christians. She is directly telling you.

[Guy Squiggs @GuySquiggs]

"The Party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command."

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Excellent summary of the lawfare case against @realDonaldTrump that was just crushed by the NY Appellate.

Incredibly sensible questions by appellate judges had me in stitches 🤣🤣

American justice system for the W.

https://t.co/zOH5czinBf