Jeremy Elton

[Fesshole🧻 @fesshole]

I lived with a boyfriend in 1989 and 1990. After he cheated on me I left. I took the fuse out of every plug. I also took his screwdriver.

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@damekellyholmes Thanks for your speech at the Lenovo event today, it was really interesting and great to see your passion 😃

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@richardosman So why was the USA spelling of sulphur used in tonight's show ? (Sulfur)

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Thanks @BillBailey for a brilliant night in Manchester

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@InghamsSki Paul, I appreciate the previous week was out of your control due to the weather, but your staff confirmed your policy was to (and had been every week ) to transport evening flights down early morning - unacceptable. If this is your policy, you should communicate this.

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Please note it is #inghams @InghamsSki policy to arrange return transfers from Tignes early morning to avoid traffic, even if you are on an evening flight. Check before booking

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Anyone booking with inghams please be aware it is company policy to arrange your return to airport early to avoid traffic even if you are on an evening flight. Check before booking@InghamsSki

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One for you @Tony_Robinson 😃 https://t.co/ywezEZvHbZ

[Archaeology Magazine @archaeologymag]

A clay pot containing a charred turnip was excavated at Tara, one of the first Russian settlements in Siberia https://t.co/zJjes5jHOh

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@Tony_Robinson just finished no cunning plan, really enjoyed - thanks for a really amusing , honest biography

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Just to let you know I'm vowing not to buy anything from any vendor who advertises Christmas before the first of Dec #MarksAndSpencer

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Just to let you know I'm vowing not to buy anything from any vendor who advertises Christmas before the first of Dec #notonthehighstreet

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@felicityward Great show on Sunday thanks, we really enjoyed it though were sweating, in case you made the next row when talking to punters

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@Rick_Stein @sasstein so where did you end up ?

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@clarebalding well done Clare, outstanding and natural commentary throughout the Olympics yet again !

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@felicityward @marcusbrig thanks, I'll bring my wife instead 😃

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@marcusbrig @felicityward just booked on your recommendation, will my granny like her ?

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@DougAllanCamera Thanks for a great talk last night in Sale, we really enjoyed it, especially the "not so happy feet " :-)

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@imacelebrity missed trick - why didn't the rope ladder drop after the last star ?

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@adethornley @TattonBrewery Booths supermarket in knutsford stock bottled Tatton beer & every qtr there's a brewery open night in knutsford

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@antonycotton At least it should be easy to forget with a name like that :-)