Jeremy Getz

Mini corndog enthusiast. 💍 8/27/17 @michdiane55

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I would never have guessed it, but the weirdest thing about being grown up is how much money you spend on maple syrup

[i’m soup @granabam67]

factions and lore

[Las Vegas Raiders @Raiders]

You don't get it. It's the 2026 Schedule Release!

📰 https://t.co/CIxG8eTk9u

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Kevin Warren was brought in to build a new stadium in Chicago and all we got was the first mid-season coach firing in team history. Worth it.

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Just for the record, I’m not a fan of the gym spandex that are sewn in a way that the inside of the asscrack visible. Let’s stop that trend before it gets out of control

[Erick Lorinc 🎃 @ErickLorinc]

Will Smith, Robert DeNiro, Angelina Jolie, Renee Zellweger, and Martin Scorsese all made a movie together with a Hans Zimmer score and it didn’t win a single Academy Award

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I think we need to start referring to Matt Damon as “the voice of Spirit: Stallion of the cimmarron”

[Max Bay @choice_fielder]

I've spent years struggling to prove that the sunk-cost fallacy isn't actually a fallacy. No sense in giving up now, though.

[Chicago Bears @ChicagoBears]

ICEMAN

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Nuggets/Rockets today should be a must-watch early season NBA matchup. Unfortunately, the NBA is a dirty little masochist so this game starts halfway through a CFP game and at the same time as an NFC East matchup. Wild. Just move the season to the right and own July/August.

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@ThomasWrrld There is nothing that infuriates old white boomers more than a young NFL player dancing during team stretch. And unfortunately there is also nothing that they are more correct about.

[Adam Schefter @AdamSchefter]

On Black Friday last year, the Bears fired their head coach Matt Eberflus.

On Black Friday this year, Bears HC Ben Johnson led Chicago to an upset over Philadelphia as the team improved its record to 9-3.

[Barstool Chicago @barstoolchicago]

Blackhawks first-round pick Mason West decided to finish out his senior year of football for his teammates.

Last night, he led them to a state championship.

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@RobertoLosOsos

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Why do these things always shoot off sideways like a 3am piss?

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@nicksortor Definitely watched Maverick on the way over

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@alyssaleann @CartoonsHateHer Hey everyone, get in here! This is the person we were supposed to bully!

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Breaking news: it means I’m a dumbass for still drafting KW9

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Had my first fantasy football nightmare. Needed Ken Walker to score big on a Monday night and Charbonnet got every touch in the red zone. Woke up in a cold sweat. Oh fantasy football oracle, what does this mean?

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Poor kid doesn’t even know yet that this place is the source of what will be decades of football-related anguish

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@UnderdogNFL Spoiler: they both sucked

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@UnderdogNFL This guy sounds like a bears fan in late 2023 trying to cope with Matt Eberflus