Bats, rats, and alley cats.

He/him. American expat in the UK, baker, gaymer, vaper,#clusterheadache sufferer, beard grower.

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Me when the #ukemergencyalert didn't have a British accent

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We're finally free! @merseyrail #freethesouthporttraingays

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I had to pee in a bag on the train..in a corner . This is the bag

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Update they're going to find me something to pee in. It's at the back. Maybe

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@merseyrail Get us off this train at Southport station please I gotta pee. My eyeballs are floating

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Steve is nice we like Steve

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@merseyrail still has us trapped in here for 1hr 20 min

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@hojaks @merseyrail @seftoncouncil Nope were stuck on a train that can't legally move because reasons

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Fucks sake let us off @merseyrail

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@merseyrail Not the hired social media person. The higher ups are very aware of what's up.

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My luck me and Dom get stuck on a @merseyrail train on the way back from Southport

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Staff very nice and polite tho

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About ten @merseyrail trains cancelled? Now ? Head of company is involved. I would love to hear from you

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Stuck on a train in Southport station #freethesouthporttraingays

[Kim Chi @KimChi_Chic]

I feel so sorry for straight people for being straight. Like is life fun for you?