Jamsu

your future is metal

[yeah whatever @chasedbywasps]

[on a first date] And another thing about Swamp Thing is he is so wise

[Jamsu @JeremyJamsu]

I posted this while driving

[Jamsu @JeremyJamsu]

Deadass forgot an shit grilled cheese sandwiches

Then she reminded me

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If my convertible P.T. Cruiser ever were to break, I'd pray the Lord my soul to take

[Jamsu @JeremyJamsu]

It's really unfortunate that unsavory early reviews for a game can essentially render it dead on arrival

People see a 6/10 and will genuinely never even bother to experience it for themselves

[Jamsu @JeremyJamsu]

There's a 9% Imperial Stout that I keep in my fridge sort of like a cyanide capsule

[Jamsu @JeremyJamsu]

The Facebook laugh react emoji might as well be a Confederate flag

[Jamsu @JeremyJamsu]

When coworkers approach me they have the same energy as somebody trying to feed a wild animal

[Jamsu @JeremyJamsu]

I need a 2026 Ford Expedition Tremor for my 2 children immediately

[Jamsu @JeremyJamsu]

@nuel_irl Maaaan the eyes darting around is insane

[Delicious @Delicious7n]

How it feels to play overwatch at night

[Jamsu @JeremyJamsu]

@venturetwt Overwatch players are incapable of recognizing more than 1 variable at a time

[Jamsu @JeremyJamsu]

Drunk man at my gig utterly gobsmacked that I, at the tender age of 27, know The Wreck of The Edmund Fitzgerald

[Jamsu @JeremyJamsu]

If you're going into a sandwich with impure thoughts it will take you for everything you've got

[Jamsu @JeremyJamsu]

I sit down to watch my show and eat my supper after work and then by the time the show is over I have become so sleepy

[Jamsu @JeremyJamsu]

From what I've been hearing , it's gonna be a corn on the cob and BBQ chicken summer this year !

[Jamsu @JeremyJamsu]

Lisa's vegetarian
Bart like cake
The Destiny of Marge
Yep, he's a steak man

I miss anything?

[Jamsu @JeremyJamsu]

@MugenLord Are you afraid of a monster from a storybook

[Jamsu @JeremyJamsu]

You can buy single ingredient sweet potato dog treats at Winners and the first ingredient be chicken

[PotNoodle Overwatch @PotNoodleOW]

🚨Sabrina Carpenter has reportedly experienced increased performance in Overwatch after disabling and re-enabling triple buffering in the settings