Jeremy Lazoff

Funny looking owner of #TeamJerms

[Jeremy Lazoff @JeremyLazoff]

If he doesn’t win POTW cancel the season

[Underdog MLB @UnderdogMLB]

CJ Abrams homers for the 2nd time Sunday

Abrams last 9 games:
.486 BA
7 HR
15 RBI
2 SB

[Jeremy Lazoff @JeremyLazoff]

JEFF I NEED YOU TO STOP PUTTING OTHER TEAMS ON NOTICE SO HE DOESN’T GET TRADED PLEASE😭

[Jeff Passan @JeffPassan]

CJ Abrams is the hottest hitter on the planet. Post-All-Star break, Abrams leads MLB in OPS (1.632), HR (7) and RBIs (15). He has more homers by himself in the second half than the Blue Jays, Orioles, Mariners, Twins, White Sox, Cardinals and Angels.

[Jeremy Lazoff @JeremyLazoff]

Mead🫡

[Jeff Passan @JeffPassan]

BREAKING: The Boston Red Sox are trading left-hander Connelly Early to the Washington Nationals for infielder Curtis Mead, sources tell ESPN.

[Jeremy Lazoff @JeremyLazoff]

He’s a WIZARD😍

[Swish Cultures @swishcultures_]

Washington Wizards Kyshawn George was frying at @osimplis runs🤯 he’s only 22 years old 🎥 @Zachjb5

[Jeremy Lazoff @JeremyLazoff]

Where the hell is Hutson??

[BarDown @BarDown]

After narrowly missing out on the playoffs last season, will the Capitals make it in this year with this roster? 🤔

[Jeremy Lazoff @JeremyLazoff]

@GregFinberg Unbelievable pick by Dawkins🔥

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@GregFinberg And Will Riley is a damn pro🔥

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OR MAYBE TWO🥹

[Sammi Silber 🏒 @sammisilber]

Alex Ovechkin on the Caps:

"When you look at our roster, it's Stanley Cup contender. I was talking to my family and she's like, 'Okay, let's play one more year, or maybe two years, I don't know...' I can still play and bring energy to the locker room, energy on the ice."

[Jeremy Lazoff @JeremyLazoff]

Mr. Nonchalant was pretty chalant about this one😁

Would love to see this energy more tbh

[AT @BaseballWRLD_]

I don’t think I’ve seen James Wood pimp one like this yet SHEESH

[Jeremy Lazoff @JeremyLazoff]

Fantastic value from the Zards

[Shams Charania @ShamsCharania]

Just in: The Los Angeles Lakers are trading Deandre Ayton to the Washington Wizards for Jaden Hardy and two Wizards second-round picks in 2031 and 2032, sources tell ESPN.

[Jeremy Lazoff @JeremyLazoff]

YESSSSSS

[Washington Capitals @Capitals]

IT'S SO NOT O-VER, BABES‼️

The Washington Capitals have re-signed captain Alex Ovechkin to a one-year contract extension. Ovechkin’s contract will carry an average annual value of $4.25 million.

#ALLCAPS | #Gr8ness

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NOOOOOOOOO

[Elliotte Friedman @FriedgeHNIC]

Carolina has traded for John Carlson's rights

[Jeremy Lazoff @JeremyLazoff]

At first glance I thought this was a third Protas

[Washington Capitals @Capitals]

gets drafted and is immediately handed a real-life eagle

[Jeremy Lazoff @JeremyLazoff]

Crazy how full circle this has become…

[NBC Sports Hockey @NBCSportsHockey]

In 2018, Braden Holtby delivered one of the BIGGEST saves of the decade in Game 2 of the Stanley Cup Final. 😳

@Capitals | #BestOfTheDecade

[Ben Acker @b_acker70]

People seem to forget the Washington Capitals hired those CapFriendly dudes a couple years back. I know those demons are straight COOKING in the hockey ops office right now😂

[Mercer @Miroshnitanko]

Alex Tuch, Washington Capital

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BANG

[Washington Capitals @Capitals]

NEWS | The Washington Capitals have acquired forward Jordan Kyrou from the St. Louis Blues for forwards Connor McMichael and Milton Gastrin and Washington’s first-round pick (16th overall) in the 2026 NHL Draft.

#ALLCAPS | @Shift4

[Jeremy Lazoff @JeremyLazoff]

👀

[Gino Hard @GinoHard_]

John Carlson is officially headed to free agency, per @PierreVLeBrun 👀

The veteran defenseman reportedly prefers a return to the East, with a projected contract of around two years at $10M AAV 💰

[Jeremy Lazoff @JeremyLazoff]

Hell of a time for this to pop up on my feed…

[Spencer Nusbaum @spencernusbaum_]

Brad Lord: “Every big league game matters, but they matter more when you’re trying to push for a playoff hunt.”

[Jeremy Lazoff @JeremyLazoff]

@ari_fischtha1 Blank check him IMMEDIATELY