Jerem(parod)y Mathews

I got herpes from an airport bathroom 'cause they ran out of seat covers. 🌋

[Jerem(parod)y Mathews @JeremyMathews]

NSPS’s market research determined the elements people most want in a #BandcampFriday holiday album:

Sex☑️
Drugs☑️
Rock and Roll☑️
Weird shoegaze noise accompanying pretentious sung poetry☑️

https://t.co/htoGM705dl

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@NianticHelp You ruined raiding, it’s terrible now. Please fix thx.

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@lrbobrien @SadHillDevan Wow, I’m glad I didn’t end up making the trip from the USA for that. Would have been furious.

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@MrMichaelRose I’m pulling for the former, but if you got hit by a bus, survived and fell in love in the ambulance ride that’d be pretty cool too

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@SteveKrak Vermont has 14% of the national average in hospitalizations, and half the national average of cases. Learn to read a fucking chart, moron.

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@CentristMadness All the lyrics to the song are bad. Probably written by an insane person.

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@CentristMadness Did you always think it bangs? Like did you pop in Lies and skip ahead to just hear “One in a Million?” Or is this a newfound appreciation?

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@HSchluesche @arsenalamerica Wondering the same. Do I keep refreshing or enjoy my day?

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@RobertGehrke Yeah that was a weak ass dump.

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@RobertGehrke You think we’ll see anymore dumps tonight?

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@RobertGehrke Most trusted name in news, everybody.

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This movie paid for its entire crew’s salary during a seven month COVID shutdown without shooting a single scene. That fact should be inextricable from any reporting of its box office, but everyone just keeps ignoring it.

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@ConspiracyBull1 @2020GTOY

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@MrMichaelRose On an un-morbing note, happy anniversary of the day I wished you happy birthday four days early due to a calendar mishap!

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@AnneNotation

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Just checking in on this hellsite. The fact that the iconic “retweet” lost out to the generic “repost” tells you everything you need to know.

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@AntiParasocial @gwynn1984 @mattyglesias And the most correct.

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@elonmusk

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@T_FUTURIST @StephenWhitty Yeah that’s a difficult pitch not to swing at.