Jeremy Monjo

Cautionary Taste

[Jeremy Monjo @JeremyMonjo]

Ryan Lizza, this Jensen Huang stuff is probably your last chance to make a play for Substack money. Just go for it, doesn't matter if it's not true. You think his lawyers are going to have time for you. His lawyers are plenty busy, Ryan.

[Jeremy Monjo @JeremyMonjo]

@i_hate_badness Hate The Strokes, don't know who the other ones are

[Jeremy Monjo @JeremyMonjo]

Desperately need an edit where he goes through the boards like a jump-innable surface in Mario 64

[Spittin' Chiclets @spittinchiclets]

GOOD LORD WHAT A HIT 😳

[Dok @Dok845]

If you're looking to do a Stacy Keach tribute, I'm a fan of him playing a cool dumbass in The Dion Brothers, a Terrence Malick written (!) crime comedy that currently only exists as a VHS recording off of Cinemax somehow. https://t.co/OwvjE6MJfz

[Jeremy Monjo @JeremyMonjo]

You can only find the real answer once you realize who poisoned the steak. Note well, it can't be The Zookeeper - there's no zoo on Earth with 253 lions.

[Mercurius @MercuriusFilius]

How would you answer this common Goldman Sachs interview question?

[Jeremy Monjo @JeremyMonjo]

Sunny Mehta:

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

Connor Hellebuyck (sitting tonight due to a decision that improves the Devils expected win probability) hears “COWARD” chants from Winnipeg fans

[Bill Ryan @faceuh8]

RIP Stacy Keach. Star of two of my all-time favorite films.

[Will 🦥 Menaker @willmenaker]

RIP Stacy Keach. Everyone watch Fat City.

[Jeremy Monjo @JeremyMonjo]

A prince of the business. Rest in peace.

[The Hollywood Reporter @THR]

Stacy Keach, Who Played Badasses With the Best of Them, Dies at 85 https://t.co/EGYX8MsxNJ

[Matt Drake @DrakeMT]

Ladies and gentlemen, number 31, Carey Price.

We haven't seen an ovation like this since the Rocket closed the Forum.

[Jeremy Monjo @JeremyMonjo]

@bjorwesToon Buddy you better believe it! Rotini and red sauce

[Jeremy Monjo @JeremyMonjo]

Should make a big plate of pasta.

[Jeremy Monjo @JeremyMonjo]

Watching some more Fall of Eagles. Lenin and Nicholas II in their respective subplots kind of doing that Key and Peele MMA sketch thing, it's a lot of fun.

[Jeremy Monjo @JeremyMonjo]

Club Kid, no! We domesticated dogs tens of thousands of years ago! They're our friends now!

[Jeremy Monjo @JeremyMonjo]

You have to remember, this was the late aughts/early '10s. It was mostly commentary on Obama. Why did Obama want to become President? Once you realize the answer to that, you'll know why Gus Frings was trying to build that Batcave under the Laundry Depot.

[Jordie Jordan @WORGODICP]

What's even the point of living Gus Fring's life in Breaking Bad? You make all this money, move all this product, and build an entire legitimate business to clean it, only to spend most of your day running a fucking chicken restaurant. I get wanting a legitimate front and having some sense of normalcy, but how much peace of mind can you really have knowing you could get killed or thrown in prison at any given moment? I just don't see how all that money is worth living a life where you're constantly looking over your shoulder.

[Jeremy Monjo @JeremyMonjo]

@drydon3 Which part?

[Jeremy Monjo @JeremyMonjo]

Not a shocker. Gunn almost certainly knew he was in a Leto Atreidesian bind from the moment he walked in the building. But you can't pass up a chance to play honcho for a few years, and get all your buddies paid.

[Variety @Variety]

DC Shocker: James Gunn, Peter Safran Out as Co-Presidents, Marvel Veteran Jeremy Latcham to Lead Comic Book Studio https://t.co/AwtJJq1ueO

[Jeremy Monjo @JeremyMonjo]

This would make a nice coda for the Mescal one. Go out on 'Baby You're a Rich Man' like the Social Reckoning 1 did.

[Variety @Variety]

Paul McCartney Becomes a Billionaire, Making Him the World's Third-Richest Musician https://t.co/u5pkYdQaG1

[Jeremy Monjo @JeremyMonjo]

If I ran DC first thing I'm doing is arranging an HBO Max adaptation of Ed Brubaker's Sleeper. But I'm built different - I love money.

[Jeremy Monjo @JeremyMonjo]

@anijen21 'If we wait long enough this Batman problem is going to solve itself.'