Mr. Brightside

“He who plants trees loves others besides himself” RNC #22. Vaccines Save Lives

[Michael @Socdem_Michael]

He wasn’t some pedo loser that needed Epstein’s help to get laid.

Bro sourced his own crack and ADULT consenting hookers!

A true American hero.

[Mushtaq Bilal, PhD @MushtaqBilalPhD]

This could be such a great opening for a novel:

"He was a degenate, alright, but, by all accounts, he was the most ethical degenerate of this age. Not into stealing money, defrauding investors, cheating on his wife, hitting girlfriends, or any of the pedo crap.

He believed in working hard - very hard - making money - lots and lots of money - getting drunk out of his wits on premium scotch, and having sex - kinkiest sex imaginable - with consenting sex workers from all over the world."

[Thaddeus Venture @venture42069]

@hoebutfashion @BryanMoMav15 His hog the trillest, his crack the illest, his sex workers the chillest

[Bryan @BryanMoMav15]

Hunter Biden really is the most ethical degenerate ever. No Epstein Pedo shit, Hunter simply just enjoys getting blazed out of his mind with consenting Latina sex workers of age. He’s a proper American Freak, a man of the people honestly.

[C-Bo the Eggman @CBoTheEggman]

Oh look, a Republican president is leading the country into a recession just like every Republican president for the last 50 years

[Polymarket @Polymarket]

BREAKING: U.S. layoffs set to surpass the Great Recession levels, on track to be worst since Great Depression.

[Leading Report @LeadingReport]

BREAKING: Applying to a job in 2025 is the statistical equivalent of hurling your resume into a black hole, per Business Insider.

[Mr. Brightside @JeremyO1999]

Freshman year of college my Econ professor told us we should be working no less than 50-60 hours a week while in our 20s and 30s so we could retire earlier.
Insane take

[ATF Recovery Diver 🤿 @an_appeal_toGod]

A boomer (Gen x) unironically told me "no young guys want to work 70 hour weeks anymore"

[Mark Lewis, MD, FASCO @marklewismd]

Cancer killed my father and now it must prepare to die

[wort wort wort @wort_wort_wort]

wort wort wort

[Joshua Reed Eakle 🗽 @JoshEakle]

They went from "it's a new golden age" to "you really don't need gifts for Christmas" in like a month.

[Caleb Hammer @sircalebhammer]

She’s 25 btw. Our culture has gotten very weird, very quickly. So infantilized.

[doomer @uncledoomer]

that's great. if you enjoyed this perhaps you might also enjoy having keys jangled in your face like a fucking baby

[Mr. Brightside @JeremyO1999]

@FloridaSteveW @MongooseActual @Thee_Dullahan @FrenlyOfficer The appreciation is worthless when you end up paying more in principle+interest than the appreciation rate of the property.

[Mr. Brightside @JeremyO1999]

@FloridaSteveW @Thee_Dullahan @FrenlyOfficer So instead of lowering the cost of housing back to affordable levels, your answer is make people indentured servants to the bank for life?
Or we could focus on increasing employee compensation because our wages do not have the same buying power that previous generations had