jeremyparch

Consistently over-reading 8-footers for par.

[NUCLR GOLF @NUCLRGOLF]

Every golf clubhouse needs this 📺 🏌️

[CrimsonCast @CrimsonCast]

LSU was supposedly great because they blew out Clemson. That's the same Clemson who is 64th in FPI efficiency with the 109th ranked offense in college football. By the transitive property, Ole Miss was supposedly great because they beat LSU at home.

Florida was supposedly great because they handily beat Ole Miss (42nd in FPI Efficiency) at home, and Florida got talked about as a likely playoff team by a bunch of pundits.

Missouri will now get sunshine-pumped in the polls because they blew out Florida at home - the same Florida that is 77th in FPI defensive efficiency.

(By the way - Florida's chances of making the playoff are now lower than Nebraska or Northwestern. I have a sneaking suspicion that won't be brought up by very many people)

Alabama's offensive dominance has been racked up against the 30th, 35th, 44th, 82nd, and 91st rated defenses.

Kentucky's two SEC wins are by a total of 11 points against the 40th and 57th teams in FPI efficiency.

Baylor beat Arizona State on the road by a bigger margin than Texas A&M beat Arizona State at home.

Nobody launders overrated wins into undeserved AP votes quite like the SEC.

[jeremyparch @JeremyParch]

Lotta people talking positively about Florida last week.

[Patrick McDonald @pmcdonaldCBS]

Impossible to be more dialed in than Snedeker

[jeremyparch @JeremyParch]

@AndyTFE #bit

[jeremyparch @JeremyParch]

I truly suck at golf. What was happening in that Cantlay/Xander foursome? Some crazy shots.

[jeremyparch @JeremyParch]

Colin Morikawa. dick.

[jeremyparch @JeremyParch]

Every time a match play event is on NBC/ Golf Channel, I’m shocked just how badly they manage the broadcast. Is it that difficult to show golf?

[RedditCFB @RedditCFB]

Ohio State is .500 on the season in games in which they are leading by 3+ scores at halftime.

[jeremyparch @JeremyParch]

Interesting

[RetroNewsNow @RetroNewsNow]

📺DEBUT: 'The Flying Nun' starring Sally Field premiered 59 years ago, September 7, 1967, on ABC

[jeremyparch @JeremyParch]

This is most likely a bad take, but is Rutgers really pulling higher quality recruits than UMass? Rutgers is not grabbing top NJ talent as they’re most likely going to schools like Penn State. UMass is probably recruiting top MA players because it the only True D1 school.

[RedditCFB @RedditCFB]

The streak is over!

[jeremyparch @JeremyParch]

The number of times I’ve been completely handcuffed with my take in the moment then followed-up with a great point via text…

[Andy Johnson @AndyTFE]

The reseed debate continues today

[me irl @me_when_irl]

POV: going on LinkedIn

[Jamie Kennedy @jamierkennedy]

One of the most incredible records in golf.

42-3.

That was @TigerWoods' record at the US Amateur and US Junior in the 7 years from 1990 to 1996.

1990 U.S. Junior (14 years old)
🟢 Won (2 up)
🟢 Won (19 holes)
🟢 Won (7&6)
🟢 Won (3&2)
🔴 Lost (1 up)

1991 U.S. Junior Amateur (15)
🟢 Won (8&7)
🟢 Won (5&3)
🟢 Won (2 up)
🟢 Won (2 up)
🟢 Won (5&4)
🟢 Won (19 holes)

1992 U.S. Junior Amateur (16)
🟢 Won (8&7)
🟢 Won (4&3)
🟢 Won (4&3)
🟢 Won (8&6)
🟢 Won (3&2)
🟢 Won (1 up)

1992 U.S. Amateur (16)
🟢 Won (19 holes)
🔴 Lost (6&4)

1993 U.S. Junior Amateur (17)
🟢 Won (6&5)
🟢 Won (4&2)
🟢 Won (4&2)
🟢 Won (3&2)
🟢 Won (4&3)
🟢 Won (19 holes)

1993 U.S. Amateur (17)
🟢 Won (6&4)
🔴 Lost (2&1)

1994 U.S. Amateur (18)
🟢 Won (2&1)
🟢 Won (6&5)
🟢 Won (1 up)
🟢 Won (5&4)
🟢 Won (5&3)
🟢 Won (2 up)

1995 U.S. Amateur (19)
🟢 Won (3&2)
🟢 Won (4&2)
🟢 Won (2&1)
🟢 Won (5&3)
🟢 Won (2 up)
🟢 Won (2 up)

1996 U.S. Amateur (20)
🟢 Won (3&2)
🟢 Won (4&2)
🟢 Won (3&1)
🟢 Won (3&2)
🟢 Won (3&1)
🟢 Won (38 holes)

[jeremyparch @JeremyParch]

Brady about to have a SummerSlam match…

[Wu Tang is for the Children @WUTangKids]

Lmao wtf is this clown shit Brady doing

[jeremyparch @JeremyParch]

Bryson deserves a 2-shot penalty for that fucking shirt

[jeremyparch @JeremyParch]

Those guys better all be sure to check themselves for ticks.

[jeremyparch @JeremyParch]

We are no longer allowed to have nice things. Ad after ad after ad.

[jeremyparch @JeremyParch]

God. That 20 minutes of golf viewing was so good. Shot after shot after shot.

[jeremyparch @JeremyParch]

God. That 20 minutes of golf viewing was so good. Shot after shot after shot.