Jeremy Paul

Comedian, philosopher. Author. Bears and Pistons fan.
Buy my merch! Books! CDs! on Amazon!

[Jeremy Paul @JeremyPaulSays]

25 Years: The Growth Of A Poet
Memoir Of An Immortal: Your Journal (notebook)
Memoir of an Immortal
Miguel: The Search For Sti-La
Brian: The Guide To Vasilias
https://t.co/0kZ8omv6mj

[Jeremy Paul @JeremyPaulSays]

@GamblingPodcast @TheSGPNetwork Ashton Jeanty - 2 td's.

[Jeremy Paul @JeremyPaulSays]

@TravisLipski Would have been here sooner, but I couldn't remember my twitter password.

[Jeremy Paul @JeremyPaulSays]

@CurranWrites Definitely a block. They were set.

[Jeremy Paul @JeremyPaulSays]

@CurranWrites

[Jeremy Paul @JeremyPaulSays]

Please.
@ChicagoBears
Draft Montie Quinn from Curry college.

We need him at running back.

Please.

[Jeremy Paul @JeremyPaulSays]

Go bears!

[Jeremy Paul @JeremyPaulSays]

In case you haven't seen me post this elsewhere and you're on this app still...
I'm on episode 5.
Rosie Tran Presents... On Amazon.

https://t.co/PohFE8NEB5

[Jeremy Paul @JeremyPaulSays]

So.
Ja Morant would look real good in a Pistons uniform.
I say ask for him and Zach Edey and give up Cade, Duren and Stewart and next years 1 draft pick.

Get it done!

#GoPistons

[Jeremy Paul @JeremyPaulSays]

@CurranWrites Hilarious

[Jeremy Paul @JeremyPaulSays]

Someone show #CamSkattebo some Walter Payton clips of him jumping over the pile into the endzone.

Hell show him a bunch of Payton stuff arms and forearm clubs too.

Get him on track.

[Jeremy Paul @JeremyPaulSays]

https://t.co/MLwBiwMBCI
Peoria Illinois.
My home club.

[Jeremy Paul @JeremyPaulSays]

@HoopMixOnly Isiah. Rodman. Duncan.

[Jeremy Paul @JeremyPaulSays]

Fantastic 4.

Thank you Matt Shakman.

For the comic book accuracy.
For the beautiful story.
For the best marvel film that an Annoying Comic Book Purist could ever hope for.

#Fantastic4
#JackKirbysVisionRealized

[Jeremy Paul @JeremyPaulSays]

@CameronCanela Congrats!!!

[Jeremy Paul @JeremyPaulSays]

Wait. Lefkoe the best freestyler on the set? #Bars #FlowMotion @NBAonTNT

[Jeremy Paul @JeremyPaulSays]

@CurranWrites Obvious flop. Block.

[Jeremy Paul @JeremyPaulSays]

@CurranWrites Pitcher wasn't set. Block. And technical foul on the first baseman for the tackle. Not a basketball or baseball play.

[Jeremy Paul @JeremyPaulSays]

Haven't had a hot dog in over 2 decades and I'm proud of that.

#NoWeinersInMyMouth

[Jeremy Paul @JeremyPaulSays]

Dumbass fellow bears fans chanting sell the team, and as soon as the McCaskeys do that, the new owner is going to move them to St. Louis and change their name to the Staleys.

Its what you ingrates deserve.

Draft Jeanty.
Give him the ball.
Win.

[Jeremy Paul @JeremyPaulSays]

Just pointing out that I declared this back when the season began.

I know football.

I know the Bears.

Never draft a QB from USC.

[Jeremy Paul @JeremyPaulSays]

Caleb Williams looks good sometimes.
Then he looks like Mark Sanchez the other times.

They'll be lucky to win 4 games this year.

If they aren't scouting college running backs and offensive lineman for next year's draft, they don't ever want to win.

#BearDown