UncensoredJerThoughts

a diary of when I eat pizza. I don’t care how you use Twitter, I’m treating this like Facebook 2010.

[UncensoredJerThoughts @JeremyScibetta]

Here I thought I was packing pretty good, then a guy at the gym hits the urinal with a gym short leg lift to piss. Humbled.

[NFL Memes @NFLMemes]

It’s been real

[Kristi Yamaguccimane @TheWapplehouse]

7th grade me in the middle of math class for absolutely no reason:

[UncensoredJerThoughts @JeremyScibetta]

The final four teams are the big three colonizers. With Portugal and Belgium getting knocked out a bit earlier than the rest. Portugal getting locked out by their big brother and arch nemesis Spain, which is not just historical poetry but wrestling levels of story telling.

[UncensoredJerThoughts @JeremyScibetta]

I’m discovering I play this game “guess how much stoppage time is going to be added”

[Tactical Manager @ManagerTactical]

Life 3 weeks ago when we had 4 World Cup games per day

[American Nightmare 🇺🇸 @thewakeninq]

“Ro! Ro!” 🇳🇴🔥 100,000 people outside the Royal Palace in Oslo rowing with Norway’s World Cup team.

Forget a parade… Norway turned the streets into a Viking celebration. 🛶😂🇳🇴 Looks like the trophy already arrived!

[Tickle @TickleTexts]

Lmao. The TSA Agent! Thanks Norway. You were fun to host🍻❣️

[⚡️🇧🇼 @Priceless_MCI]

We are definitely going to miss the Norway row at the World Cup…

[Oyindamola🙄 @dammiedammie35]

The Norwegians have completely taken over the World Cup 😂 🇳🇴

[UncensoredJerThoughts @JeremyScibetta]

FIFA got me so hooked on the World Cup, this week has been miserable. For a month, noon to three I’ve been on my couch always having a game to watch. I got no games on in the afternoon. Some days no games to put on at work. This is withdraws.

[Ultras Clips @ultras_clips]

🚨🇳🇴 The Vikings have taken over Miami Beach 🚣

[All Fútbol MX 🇲🇽 @AllFutbolMX]

🚨🤯 OFFICIAL: MEXICO, UNITED STATES, AND CANADA HAVE ALL QUALIFIED FOR THE ROUND OF 16 OF THE 2026 WORLD CUP!

The three host nations have made history! 🏆🤝🏼

[UncensoredJerThoughts @JeremyScibetta]

Is it me, or does the supreme court seem usually busy this past week? And how do we get Congress to work this hard?

[UncensoredJerThoughts @JeremyScibetta]

As a person in the hospitality industry, we needed the Scots to win today. Their fan base is so good for tourism. Them, Noway, a couple other fan bases are the bar for gold standard expectations on what restaurants and hotels always dreamed of when a big event comes to their town

[UncensoredJerThoughts @JeremyScibetta]

What was the South African goalie thinking? Pass to the outs. That goal was on him and dishing the ball up the middle under pressure.

[UncensoredJerThoughts @JeremyScibetta]

Somehow I got two days off in a row from work, and now I get to watch the opening games of the World Cup bay-bay! (How has it been four years since Qatar already though?)

[MLB @MLB]

"He's a menace ... I WANT SPIDER-MAN!"

J.K. Simmons is at the Mets game tonight and ran into a familiar face 😂

[Built in Buffalo @BuiltInBuffalo_]

𝗗𝗘𝗕𝗔𝗧𝗘: Which Buffalo sports team drought ending meant more for you? 🤔

The #Bills or #Sabres?

#Sabrehood | #GoBills | #BillsMafia

[UncensoredJerThoughts @JeremyScibetta]

For anyone that wasn’t at the #TNA Syracuse tapings, I hope you get to watch the @Santana_Proud vs @RichSwannTNA. That match was PPV black and gold era NXT quality. The Syracuse crowd was HOT all week for TNA. Less people and almost as loud as WWE European tour.

[Creepy.org @creepydotorg]

The perfect cosplay doesn’t exi…