Jeremiah Tornado

I’m a one-man tornado cunts | Greatest Achievement: 2007 3rd-Grade Spelling Bee Champion

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Solid pop. 3:30 including flips per minute. It’s a science

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The only Knicks fan I care about is Larry David and Seinfeld. The rest are dead to me

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Got this free package delivered to my door today. Safe to say some poor chap will be hungry the next few days. Me? I’m eating ribeye and asparagus tonight #hellofreesh

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It’s June 1st and my guy rocking Marshawn and a fedora. Happy Monday

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Eating bell peppers like apples in the big26

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Monday sets the tone baby, let’s ride! #wolf

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Free Matcha for signing up for an Asian dating site. Signed my Jewish buddy up instead. Hopefully he’s into into that #levelup

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On the same level as Jordan’s second 3-peat. Skit #3 is the only skip #brokephibroke

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Some are saying this will be the drink of the summer #vodpow

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Can’t wait to see Oweh from half court on One Shining moment #round64

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On that “fuck it we ball” mentality this week #bron

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@TheSchottPod @cashbankus This is the worse news ever

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@SadOSUhoopsFan Kids a stud. See you in March Mr Cupps

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@859gooner @Mohamed_Sanu12 @Mohamed_Sanu12 arms looking a little small pal

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@cashbankus Why did you repost this?

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With one month before summer, I knew it was time to get my tonsils out. Gotta work on the physique somehow #slim #nonathletic

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Best news I could’ve heard today 🙏🙏 #coldkilla

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BREAKING: Gabe Cupps will remain with the Ohio State Buckeyes for his redshirt-junior season.

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Just got a 24 hour fubo free trial to watch Reds opening day. Someone please remind me to cancel before I lose $50 and have to watch the Reds lose game after game all April

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Glad to see you again my old friend #mulchpile

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Second guy to think of the BV while in Belfast at a Portuguese cafe