Jeremy Clifton

I'm really weird.
Look at my BEARD!

[Jeremy Clifton @Jeremy_Clifton]

@GandLGuitars Yes. That is what I want! 🔥🔥🔥

[Tim Minchin @timminchin]

There's a thing in logical philosophy called an "argument from personal incredulity". (Also known as an "appeal to common sense"). It's an informal logical fallacy. Just cos you don't understand something, it doesn't mean it's not true.

[Rascal Activism @RascalActivism]

trump rally attendees in two weeks...

[Jeremy Clifton @Jeremy_Clifton]

@Facebook Please help me recover my hacked FB account. I am BEGGING you. I've had it for almost 14 years and I've tried everything I could find to get it back and nothing has helped. Please contact me and help me get this straightened out. 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[Jeremy Clifton @Jeremy_Clifton]

If there's any way that @Facebook can help me please get my account recovered, that would be absolutely amazing. Nothing I have tried thus far has helped. #Facebook #Hacked #HackedAccount #HackedFacebook #SecurityBreach

[Jeremy Clifton @Jeremy_Clifton]

Almost a week ago, my @Facebook account was hacked. Email and phone # changed so I can't get recovery messages. I can't login. I have tried every possible method to get it back with zero success. Can someone please help?????

[Jeremy Clifton @Jeremy_Clifton]

@leobarditooo @neiltyson The Bible is a disproven hypothesis.

[Jeremy Clifton @Jeremy_Clifton]

@neiltyson Hi! I'm watching you right now!

[Jeremy Clifton @Jeremy_Clifton]

@SamsungMobile: Let me be clear. I will not be buying any more phones from a company whose products wipe clean for no reason in my pocket. This is the 2nd time my S8+ has done it THIS SUMMER and I'm absolutely done.

[Jeremy Clifton @Jeremy_Clifton]

Off the top of my head, I can't tell you the last time I used Twitter, but I've had this phone since Sept '17 and I just installed the app this evening.

[Jeremy Clifton @Jeremy_Clifton]

I don't like the term "hot as hell." Can we change it to "hot as Modesto"?

[Jeremy Clifton @Jeremy_Clifton]

Sooo... remember how I was having kind of a stressful week? I just went to the garage for the first time in a while and found a dead cat.

[Brian Regan @BrianReganComic]

Don't try to break my record - 6 at the sun stare! Because the big yellow one is the sun!

[Jeremy Clifton @Jeremy_Clifton]

I have recently discovered that I have a strangely deep attraction to the interior design, sound, and smell of 80s economy cars.

[Jeremy Clifton @Jeremy_Clifton]

Red lights will be my worst enemy tomorrow. I'm already saying my goodbyes.

[Jeremy Clifton @Jeremy_Clifton]

If only there was a simple way to take the sweltering stagnant air from the cabin of my car and heat my shower water, that would be neat.

[Jeremy Clifton @Jeremy_Clifton]

The irony that I am upset about not having hot water in the midst of this heat wave is not lost on me.

[Jeremy Clifton @Jeremy_Clifton]

The AC in my car has stopped blowing the same night that we lost hot water in the house. It's a conspiracy, I tell you!

[Jeremy Clifton @Jeremy_Clifton]

And to think - these phenomenal musicians would not have had this audience were it not for the sunglasses guy growling clumsily on the mic.

[Jeremy Clifton @Jeremy_Clifton]

The craziest thing was hearing how 2017 Steve Harwell was working so hard at doing an impression of 1990s Steve Harwell.