Elon Musk is a Cisgender Nazi

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Just want to make sure everyone remembers that the richest man in the world is ...

* An unelected co-President of the United States
* A private citizen with illegal access to our information
* A Nazi

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@letterboxd @deselfdeego I will note that I have the most updated Android app, and (SPOILERS) ...

... clicking on either theme didn't bring it up for me. It was only when I viewed it on the web and clicked "Show All" (which isn't on the app) that it showed up.

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Me: I don't like hard games, I'm not good at hard games, I don't have the time to "git gud", super challenging games just aren't my thing!

Also me:

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The fact that Persona 5 is told in flashback means that there are several points where you're like, "And then on the twenty-SIXTH, I did some laundry, bought some food from a vending machine, and read a book about flowers. Then on the twenty-SEVENTH ..."

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Tell me I'm wrong.

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I'm putting it out in the world: Whatever movie comes out of all of this, Bob Odenkirk should play Biden.

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I'm putting it out in the world: Whatever movie comes out of all of this, Bob Odenkirk should play Biden.

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Wow, what a cast!

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Playing Stardew Valley for the first time, standing outside Leah's house, holding a salad over my head like it's the boombox from Say Anything.

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Okay, so this is a super niche joke that would have been much funnier 15 years ago, but I just thought of it, so y'all ready, here we go ...

When Philadelphians go to see a Transformers movie, they have to say at the ticket counter whether they want it Witwicky or Witoutwicky.

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@docsquiddy

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@docsquiddy Me, 59 minutes in: I thought this was supposed to be a musical?

Me, 60 seconds later: Oh, shit, let's GOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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In the race to become the most un-American state, Louisiana just broke out into a whole-ass sprint.

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WAIT, HOLD ON, WAIT, THE METROID PRIME 4 TRAILER CAME OUT TODAY, AND NO ONE THOUGHT TO TELL ME???!?!

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"Okay, the lead in this animated film is a lion who becomes king of the Pride Lands. So we need a fierce, commanding type. Like a young James Earl Jones."

(Presses button on phone)

"Get me Matthew Broderick!!!"

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@mrsambarlow Maybe you'll marry, maybe you won't. Maybe you'll use Unity, maybe you won't.

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@WritNelson I got this headline in my e-mail, and I literally gasped.

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@himbowarlock I think the title is "The Elden of the Rings" or something like that, I wasn't paying attention.

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Me, giving up early in every From Software game: I don't get it!!! I just don't get it!!! What am I missing???

Me, finally defeating my first boss in a From Software game: Ohhhh, shit, okay!