Jeremy Sandy

Exceptionally average guy. Usually in over my autodidactic head. Hedonistic Stoic. I’ll have what you’re having. Pronouns: is/eius/eī/eum/eō

[Jeremy Sandy @Jeremy_Sandy]

I was told I should have a pinned tweet

[Jeremy Sandy @Jeremy_Sandy]

@s_bozzy @stillnothawkize You have not answered if you have driven down LSD on game day. In response to my question, you asked if no one would use LSD to get to Indiana.

And it is your fault. Not because you think I’m a bot, but because you’re a troll.

[Jeremy Sandy @Jeremy_Sandy]

@s_bozzy @stillnothawkize No, you did not answer the question. You chose to engage in vitriol instead of having a conversation. You chose to assume something that wasn’t true. But go on about how everyone else is an idiot.

[Jeremy Sandy @Jeremy_Sandy]

@s_bozzy @stillnothawkize It’s interesting to know you failed 2nd grade English. You not knowing the difference between a question and a statement really drives that fact home.

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@RustyShack34122 @SWCultureLive Actually yes. It’s currently sitting in my shed.

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@s_bozzy @stillnothawkize I never said that.

JFC you’re so dumb.

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@s_bozzy @stillnothawkize Have you driven down LSD on game day?

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@koshiz Someone has to graduate at the bottom of the class

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@Pihu420 @___frye

[Jeremy Sandy @Jeremy_Sandy]

30% of fatal car crashes in the US involve drunk drivers; 70% involve sober drivers.

That means you’re more than twice as much likely to be killed by a sober driver than a drunk driver. Drunk drivers are obviously safer than sober drivers.

Am I doing this stats thing correctly?

[Robbie Harvey @therobbieharvey]

71% of child porn is viewed by white people. That means while walking down the street, or in a store, some white man is probably fantasizing about your kid.

Only 6% of those crimes are represented by blacks.

“bUt pEr CApitA.”

OK… fine…

Whites represent 123.8% of their population share when it comes to watching child porn. Blacks? Only 43.8% of their population share.

The white per capita offending rate is approximately 283% of the Black per capita rate.

Whites want your children raped. And that’s the “safer” America racists want.

[Jeremy Sandy @Jeremy_Sandy]

I’m begging people to clear their user data before selling/trading their vehicles. Reset your systems just as you would a phone or computer to protect yourself.

[Jeremy Sandy @Jeremy_Sandy]

@melton4iowa Iowa has always been more affordable. So you’re saying we’ve always had few jobs and a cratering economy?

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@AndrewMercado It’s not everyday someone tells me they beat off in a porta john

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@TawhakiTheGod Wait until you find out about the Arkansas River

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@Crimb1eCrumb1e I hear they are rich enough to afford air conditioning

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@jccfergie Are we applying this logic to Ireland too?

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@Jaberuski This is almost as bad as flying over a country and claiming you’ve been there.

[Jeremy Sandy @Jeremy_Sandy]

@closetboyben @linacfc79 I’m curious how you pronounce hour, honest, honor, heir, etc.

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@dlswhynot @MediumSizeMeech Cellar temp is the way

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@FearTheFloof Would be nice if Elon & Co would actually block known disposable domains.

[Jeremy Sandy @Jeremy_Sandy]

Can we all just agree that people in the US and people in the UK don’t know squat about each other?

[JDJA_FGC @JDJA_FGC]

@Timstillherelol Normal people don’t buy fucking snow plows do they you Gimp? You the city do. Buying a fleet of 10 plows is way different than installing something in the home of fucking 69 million people.