Jeremy Bentham

[Jeremy Bentham @Jeremy__Bentham]

@BigginsInUSA @MDMorrison82 In my local pub in Lancs, a pissed up guy was once telling me he played bagpipes in front of the Queen at Royal Albert Hall. I said he was chatting shit.

10 mins later he came back in with a set of bagpipes and played this note perfect. Turns out he used to play them in the army

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@Gooeydaz @80s_Kidz One would assume they are called Double Lollies looking at that box

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@noetic_emetic @PAHoyeck What the fuck?

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@moving_charlie Asking prices starting to look a bit more sensible these last couple of months up near me in nw.

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@Yoward55 @otokyo You can fuck right off

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@BungaTextbook He’d tell you to fuck off

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@tobias_flattery @WakeForest I still don’t know why they were pulling their faces like that?

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@reluctantnicko 😆 fud

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Not bad by @GNev2 with the Gabriel(le) Rise gag for the winner 😆

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@MattCHull @joshpearson180 What did the original say?

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@PollyJames Where is the full interview? Can’t seem to find it anywhere

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@joshpearson180

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@joshpearson180

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Hi @HaroldPerrineau

I was thinking of writing a script for a new show called Harold From Lost…

It will be pretty much you running around for 10 series punching smiling monsters and screaming WAAAAALLLLTTT

Kind of need you to star in it though for it to work - you game!?

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I always try to catch @IanDiamondWhite games on this app if they aren’t showing a live stream - must have sat through 100’s of legs and finally caught him hitting a 9 darter on it!

Bang in form this week. Made a final, just qualified for ET05 earlier this aft and now a 9!!

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@thicc_wang @FossaFreak Hear ye, hear ye - fuck you

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@txxboh Fuck you, bitch

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@BeefyDarts @PremierDarts 137

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@realaleupnorth Is that first picture at Bridge in Padiham?