Saba Shah

Reincarnate of Tyler Durden Jack Starkks and Frankenstein's monster.

[Saba Shah @Jeremystorrm]

@NotDylanMoran im sorry for spamming your page but there are endless funny quotes! all the best.

[Saba Shah @Jeremystorrm]

@NotDylanMoran or have terrifying nightmares, like me. /:

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Once, I was in a war of puns. Every line was a struggle.

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It's like getting bullied as a child, but by Bruce Willis, and on an international level.

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You have to take the opportunities to try new things, because people are only too willing to shit all over your dreams.

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I like to arrive late at places so that I can feel wanted.

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Reading things on twitter is like walking through a mens dressing room. "Bollocks, bollocks, bollocks, arsehole, wanker...oh god why..."

[Not Dylan Moran @NotDylanMoran]

"I've never really liked you, but we have to get through this meeting. Can I get a drink? Just so I don't have to look at you too much."

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The only reason someone would get an electronic book thing, is if they desire to look like a complete arse.

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So much adult conversation is just a bunch of lies! You spend so much time being polite to people, turning and saying "So sorry I'm late."

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And squeezes, and you get trapped between a rock and a picture of a kitten, chained to your screen and a slave to a machine.

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Just be honest with people. "I knew you were here. I was at home, I had a bun! And it was delicious, because I knew you were waiting."

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Nobody likes an arsehole. Except other arseholes.

I guess I'm in good company.

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Crying isn't proof of a greater capacity to feel, it's proof of a greater capacity to cry.

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Participating in twitter is a risky activity. There's only so many quips one can quibble before forsaking any grasp of reality.

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I put the "mental" in "fundamentalist."

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You find yourself telling 32 million complete and utter strangers about the consistency of your yogurt this morning.

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February 29 is probably the most fitting day to have an existentialist breakdown.

[Not Dylan Moran @NotDylanMoran]

We're all strapped to the barber chair of life, with enthusiastic frenchmen shaving us of our few remaining strands of youth and vitality.

[Saba Shah @Jeremystorrm]

@NotDylanMoran they sure do. its tiring. /: