BOND. JAMES BOND

Names is for Tombstones, baby.

[BOND. JAMES BOND @JerkBond]

Typical. You leave your beloved classic car in a supermarket car park for 30 minutes and this is what it looks like when you return.
#jamesbond #astonmartin #notimetodie

[BOND. JAMES BOND @JerkBond]

@SISTrainingGear I guess I’ll be “On His Majesty’s Secret Service” from now on. Your Royal Highness.
Yes indeed, and you can start by pulling my finger Mister Bond…

[BOND. JAMES BOND @JerkBond]

If you think your smart devices spying on you is scary, consider this:
Your vacuum cleaner has been gathering dirt on you for years.
#jamesbond #spying

[BOND. JAMES BOND @JerkBond]

I said to Q that I thought smart devices were spying on us.

“Nonsense, 007” he said and we both laughed.

Alexa chuckled. Siri scoffed. Cortana coughed and Bixby whistled nervously.
#jamesbond #jamesbond007

[BOND. JAMES BOND @JerkBond]

When you press my Ring video doorbell it doesn’t play a well known theme as you might expect. It actually goes…

Dong. Ding Dong.

#wednesdaythought #jamesbond #007jamesbond

[BOND. JAMES BOND @JerkBond]

@TheTchaikovsky It’s the way I walk!

[BOND. JAMES BOND @JerkBond]

My £8000 #omegaseamaster watch keeps stopping. I should complain to Q about it but it’s never the right time. #jamesbond #jamesbond007

[BOND. JAMES BOND @JerkBond]

@zoomnclick @ChrisHydeFilm Indeed. There’s always a sting at the end these days!! 😂

[BOND. JAMES BOND @JerkBond]

At the end of my films it always says “James Bond Will Return”.

Surprise!! 🙄😂
#jamesbond #jamesbond007

[BOND. JAMES BOND @JerkBond]

@zoomnclick @ChrisHydeFilm Took me ages to get home after Madeleine swanned off in my Aston Martin at the end of No Time To Die! ��

[BOND. JAMES BOND @JerkBond]

I was rocking a surgical mask back in the day when the only threat from a global #pandemic was from the imagination of Blofeld. #covid19

[BOND. JAMES BOND @JerkBond]

Must get Q to get me one of these.

[Aston Martin @astonmartin]

Vantage 007 Edition.

With special skis and ski rack, this limited edition car is inspired by the original V8 which made its @007 debut in THE LIVING DAYLIGHTS (1987), and also features in NO TIME TO DIE.

#QbyAstonMartin #NoTimeToDie #LicenceToThrill

[BOND. JAMES BOND @JerkBond]

My heart is broken by the sad news of the passing of my beloved #PussyGalore, the gorgeous Honor Blackman. RIP our fabulous golden Bond beauty who thrilled audiences in #Goldfinger and #TheAvengers. https://t.co/G8pZGwj1iT

[BOND. JAMES BOND @JerkBond]

Our PM #BorisJohnson has tested positive for #Coronavirus. Handy he stocked up on toilet rolls recently.

[BOND. JAMES BOND @JerkBond]

What do you mean I look ridiculous? I love this hat and it IS #WearAHatDay. If you disagree I’ll remind you I have a licence you know. #jamesbond

[BOND. JAMES BOND @JerkBond]

Me using one of Q’s gadgets to go to the supermarket during the #CoronaLockdown.
#jamesbond

[George Lazenby @lazenbyofficial]

I'd like to take this opportunity to thank the real heroes of now including @AusFedPolice 😎 My sympathies & respect also to medical teams around the world and those who deliver food & supplies. Plus all humans risking their lives by working for the rest of us. Love George xx

[BOND. JAMES BOND @JerkBond]

Q, the Minister of Defence and I are off for our daily exercise walk on the Streets of London. #jamesbond

[BOND. JAMES BOND @JerkBond]

Just securing my bottles of sanitizer gel and toilet roll. #jamesbond