Tired Pharmacist

Tired Pharmacist🤦. Drug Lord💊. Health Adviser 🏥. Storyteller. My stories are me. They make me. They build me. I tell them because they are all I've got

[Tired Pharmacist @JermanusVal]

If you are single, cry in the comment section. 😭😭😭

Someone might see you crying and marry you.😬😭

RT so that every single person will see it.

[Tired Pharmacist @JermanusVal]

@DiianaD_ I will let a sloth walk behind me. I don't even need to run cos by the time I look back, it might be sleeping.
See how "unbothered" the mf is feeling 😁😁😁

[Tired Pharmacist @JermanusVal]

I will let a sloth walk behind me. I don't even need to run cos by the time I look back, it might be sleeping.

[DeeDee🌟 @DiianaD___]

Which ?🫩

[Tired Pharmacist @JermanusVal]

I started saving memes on my phone before the 2023 elections.
Memes that would depict the different levels of shege every Nigerian would see at every point. You need to see how intentional I've been with these memes.

Did I post them? No

For some reasons I resolved within myself to post them after 2027 elections.

Well, the bad news is that the phone has crashed and I've lost all my memes.

I am in severe pains.
I gathered those memes for 4 years.
4 good years.
It's enough for some of you to get married, cheat on your partners, get abused, get divorced and do hide my ID.

Somebody tell me I'm dreaming 😭😭😭

[Tired Pharmacist @JermanusVal]

"Take 3 times daily" does not mean morning, afternoon, and night before bed.

It means every 8 hours. The drug doesn't know your meal schedule. It knows chemistry.

When you take your 8am, 2pm, and 11pm doses — you've spent 9 hours overmedicated and 7 hours with nothing in your blood.

Then you wonder why the drug "isn't working.

[Tired Pharmacist @JermanusVal]

The most dangerous doctor in Nigeria now is your aunty who has "seen this kind of sickness before" and knows exactly which drug to use.

Chloroquine for every fever. Flagyl for every stomach ache. Beecham Ampiclox for every infection.

She has a 100% success rate in her mind and a 0% understanding of drug resistance.

[Tired Pharmacist @JermanusVal]

Stopping your blood pressure medication because "you feel fine" is one of the most dangerous things you can do.

You feel fine BECAUSE of the medication.

Hypertension has no symptoms. It just quietly destroys your kidneys, heart, and brain until one day , it destroys you.

That stroke didn't come from nowhere. It came from the month you stopped "because the BP was normal."

[Tired Pharmacist @JermanusVal]

Grass is in the bum bum of the man 😬

[Kofi Amoako 🇬🇭 @KofiOnX]

Any poets on the timeline?

[Tired Pharmacist @JermanusVal]

@KofiOnX Grass is in the bum bum of the man 😬

[Tired Pharmacist @JermanusVal]

One of the reasons I was eager to attend UNN was because I wanted to see everywhere that was mentioned in Purple Hibiscus. I wanted to know if they were the way I had imagined them.
Till date, I have an image of Kambili and Father Amadi in my head, and I can't get over the car scene where she almost kissed Father Amadi.

[Tired Pharmacist @JermanusVal]

One of the reasons I was eager to attend UNN was because I wanted to see everywhere that was mentioned in Purple Hibiscus. I wanted to know if they were the way I had imagined them.
Till date, I have an image of Kambili and Father Amadi in my head, and I can't get over the car scene where she almost kissed Father Amadi.

[amanda @THECOOLISSUE]

no cause that's exactly it

[Tired Pharmacist @JermanusVal]

The doctor said hypertension. Your aunty said it's your father's people. Both of you need to calm down.

[Tired Pharmacist @JermanusVal]

Protect your peace. It’s the most expensive thing you own.

[Tired Pharmacist @JermanusVal]

@HaYoMiDe_ Were you expecting this hotel to be in Nigeria?

[Tired Pharmacist @JermanusVal]

If you are having a bad day, just know that your mum once crushed on this. 😬

[Tired Pharmacist @JermanusVal]

What if Samson didn't really tell Delilah his secret?
Could be that the babe saw his hair and legit said to herself "This will make a full double drawn 12 inches bone straight with frontal"

[Tired Pharmacist @JermanusVal]

@Im_IrushiK I will ask him why he hasn't bought Nigeria yet...🫤🤦🤦
Man needs to buy this country.

[Tired Pharmacist @JermanusVal]

@pourlesjolies Jeans at the Met Gala seemed odd at first, but it is actually pure genius. Recreating her subway scout outfit in sheer chiffon and elevated denim tells a brilliant story going from a commuter to Chanel ambassador. Hit or miss?

[Tired Pharmacist @JermanusVal]

@dukeofarewa 001

You did well.

[Tired Pharmacist @JermanusVal]

@LongyNnadozie @dukeofarewa Daniel was more than a leader.

He was and is still the best class rep anyone would wish for.