Jerônimo

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[octopus/caveman @octopuscaveman]

Years ago I read an article about a man that died when a porta potty exploded and it had a quote from a detective on the scene who said “something must’ve gone horribly wrong” and I think about that quote all the time.

[☀️AliquisNovus☀️ @PalmyrPar]

The Dark Ages were actually really that Dark and in places like England they were downright apocalyptic

[Jerônimo @Jeronimo8001]

This

[incredibly nice and correct angel @tragic_endings_]

Women think calling male bodies ugly is this super feminist move as if patriarchy didn’t already agree

Patriarchy literally invented the idea that women are the “fairer sex”

Patriarchy says men are ugly/gross,you are not supposed to desire them, but be dominated by them

[i know now @powcampsurvivor]

straight women be like my ex cheated on me with several women because he is secretly gay

[the most emo girl in the world @FR0TTAGEC0RE]

as an autistic child I loved making lists and honestly this one's the funniest

[Slackkejakke @slackkejakke]

Oh hey whaddaya know

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

‘Hannah Montana: The Movie’ star Taylor Swift is now officially married to Travis Kelce.

[Keriseni @Keriseni_]

Do you think they have their own world cup

[gwen howerton @kissphoria]

i'm inventing a new card in soccer that the ref shows when something Beautiful happens

[FEAR MY BWC @LoseMillion]

👇👇👇👇👇👇👇

[drª octopussy ♱ @draculesbica]

posts que me deixaram horrorizado porque eu genuinamente não uso essa porra e não mudaria nada na minha vida mds

[Brooklyn @bklynb4by]

this all-timer…

[Blizzy @blizzy_mcguire]

RuPaul: Shinji Ikari is here!!!
Shinji: hi mama Ru
RuPaul: Are you ready to show us your charisma uniqueness NERV and talent?
Shinji: Yes mama Ru, I think I can see your entry plug from here
RuPaul: Hahaha, thank you for coming.

[Chaeryoca @Chaecarioca]

"5 HEXAS"

[QuoProQuid @TNOQuoProQuid]

future historians in A Song of Ice and Fire coming to the conclusion that the incest stories about the Lannisters are likely fabricated, fanciful tales circulated by enemies to the Crown to delegitimize their attempted consolidation of the realm

[Jerônimo @Jeronimo8001]

@olmersh @LucasCostaAT Well that would be a different year that they just happen to use the same number to refer to, I could put “this year’s world cup” in my example

[Jerônimo @Jeronimo8001]

@BCuducu @LucasCostaAT Eu to ligado o que ele ta querendo dizer, mas essa frase que ele deu n funciona porque eu posso especificar “esta copa, n uma futura que pareça muito com ela”
Uma frase melhor seria “qualquer arranjo de matéria vai acontecer dado tempo suficiente”, e mesmo isso a física n garante

[Jerônimo @Jeronimo8001]

@flyingbanana700 @LucasCostaAT It’s a reductio silly billy

[Memes do Senhor @memesevangelico]

jesus: pq o meu pai pipipipopopo

apóstolo 1: só acredito tocando
jesus: hahaha

apóstolo 2: mostra
jesus: hahaha

apóstolo 3: 👀
jesus: 😇

apóstolo 5: cadê
jesus: hahaha