Jerred

The following is a true story, only the names have been changed... to protect the guilty.

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@MickeyBlowtorch Real men of genius level stuff. Bud Light should have looked at the other side of twitter for advertising.

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GM a little flyover before Independence Day. If you pinch and zoom you might be able to see them.

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Listen to classic country on AM in a 2026 Caddy.

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@woodypanama

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@Kronykal @BattleByrd That way you can jump into the pool.

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@kkhasissues Great Jimmy Buffett reference.

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@midwestern_ope Correct. Winter is garbage. I expect that if you prefer winter you are at least 100lbs overweight.

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@royalsreview

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@EvryManAWildcat When all the new ones open up they are good for about a week. Last time I went in the coolers were about 75% empty and they had nothing I went in for.

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@goldbergkc Nice call on the multi-home runs.

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@RazorFist @SomeBitchIIKnow Don’t cloud the issue with half truths and gorilla dust.

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@BBLPERRY Tweeted from the Vaccination Camp.

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@RobProvince It’s got a brand, though.

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@GoobulousG I’m guessing it’s going to be used as a feeding trough and not a trash can.

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@fox4wx Some shots of the storms the last couple of days.

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@TheOnlyDSC

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@shegone03 Slug or slugger?

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@MahomeSZN @JTTheBrick He’s doing a skirts job for a poverty franchise. Has to supplement his income somehow. I guess his gig at the Bunny Ranch in Vegas isn’t doing that.

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@MFrizzell85 I have questions. Twice I’ve almost been hit by semis pulling off that road into oncoming traffic.

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@JTTheBrick The fuck you talking about? Now, I know why Fox Sports Radio shitcanned you.