Jerrod Simkins

Corporate vagabond turned mediocre poker dealer. Huggy bear in the box and on the rail.

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@MNluckbox @SushiFix Making bald bearded Guy looks good!

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@RonFilipkowski

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@NortonMpls “This was pretty upsetting to see.” - the people that think Jan 6th was peaceful

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@garrettdwire10 @JoeyOsterbauer @Gr8Turk1977 Another rising young MN poker star who’s got an amazing future ahead of him! They didn’t make em like this when I was in my 20’s! Seen you do great things already and now adding this to your repertoire!!!

Way to fucking go young blood!

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@arlostro @msptpoker Nice work young buck! Got a great future ahead of you and love seeing your success! Plus that mustache is peak!

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@aceragoff @Roothlus @Ali_Nejad Did someone say Colonel Angus???

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@pantsboyusa Wait, I was told he just announced his 2028 run for senate

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@end3of6days9 I don’t know, maybe….
This ladies giant fucking index fingers?

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@WynnPoker

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@ImaLouigi Go get em!!!

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@jaketapper Jake Tapper: “here’s why that’s bad for Biden”.

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@CanterburyCards The patented no smile from Matt Fox is all I needed to make my week.

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@NoContextHumans

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@piersmorgan

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@RealJamesWoods @RealJamesWoods is an American hero.

But only if Kevin Sorbo isn’t available

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@RealJamesWoods James Woods, the Kevin Sorbo of who gives a fuck! What a fucking joke. James woods is so washed up that he only place he’ll ever stop to eat is at Cracker Barrel.

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@ksorbs

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@AndrewYang Man, if being wrong was a full time job, you’d be on overtime.

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@trent_larkins @AndrewYang You’ve seen @AndrewYang tweets before right?

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