Jerrod McMonagle

Ass and Titties

[Jerrod McMonagle @Jerrod_Rams]

Draft party at the Oval Office tonight, who’s in?!!? #tits #Motorboat #MayorOfTittyCity #HalfMast #ForThePope #ILikeTits ( . )( . )

[Jerrod McMonagle @Jerrod_Rams]

Thinking about getting into Pup Play.

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The Donkey Punch

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I just want to wake up to some juicy tits in my face. Is that too much to ask..?

[Jerrod McMonagle @Jerrod_Rams]

Morning wood. Wife doesn’t want it. Guess I’ll call up Jill again…

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@BradleyMartyn You look exactly the same… a major douchebag.

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@WrestlingNewsCo What a babe

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@WWE @LoganPaul @FOXTV He plans on continuing his reputation of being a friggin douchebag

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Alright Ladies! Titty Tuesday! Give them titties a little shake for the boys today! #TittyTuesday #iliketits

[Jerrod McMonagle @Jerrod_Rams]

Heat on the back, and meat in the crack

[Jerrod McMonagle @Jerrod_Rams]

When Bruce Willis was dead at the end of Sixth Sense

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Dong on titties

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If you aren’t willing to suck a fart out of your significant other’s ass to save their life… do you really love them?

[Jerrod McMonagle @Jerrod_Rams]

I can’t wait to get home and have make up sex… I’ve been arguing with myself all day

[Jerrod McMonagle @Jerrod_Rams]

Surprise sex is the best thing to wake up to. Unless you’re in prison.

[Jerrod McMonagle @Jerrod_Rams]

Has anyone ever taken a shit that felt like it was going to be as big as a cucumber, only to stand up, look in the toilet, and see a little tootsie roll…? The disappointment is unreal

[Jerrod McMonagle @Jerrod_Rams]

Men are a lot like infants, if you want to shut them up, put your boobs in their mouth.

[Jerrod McMonagle @Jerrod_Rams]

Mmmmmm… pussy farts

[Jerrod McMonagle @Jerrod_Rams]

Sex is like math: You add the bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs and pray you don’t multiply.

[Jerrod McMonagle @Jerrod_Rams]

You can get a good look at a T-Bone by shoving your head up a butcher’s ass, but wouldn’t you rather take the bull’s word for it?