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Bowler, Lover, Fighter. Jerry was the best goddamn bowler you never heard of, or maybe you did. If he had sex with your wife after a match, I’m sure he’s sorry.

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Everytime @craigcartonlive says “to be fair” an angel gets their wings.

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@BenStiller I am not angry, but let’s just say I am pissed off!! You do a bowling doc with those twerps from @HBO and not a single word about me, Jerry Calypso? I’m the one who put balls into Bowling! Let’s talk!

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@WFAN660 @EvanRobertsWFAN @tommylugauer @ShaunMorash
Guys, Ozzie in Woodbridge is a disaster and not funny. I automatically change the station every time, and my fingers are usually busy.

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@MLB Would love to have seen this live…AFTER I DOWNLOADED THE APP YOU JACKASSES.

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@officesirenkati There’s only one Calypso! I’m Jerry Calypso.

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@HuffPost Ya gotta me yolking me! Omelet you guys figure this out.

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@FOX26Houston All I’ll say is watch out for this guy. He offered to give me a hand job in a bowling alley bathroom for $5 bucks. At that price I knew it wouldn’t be any good.

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@Rainmaker1973 Haven’t seen wood that big since I looked in my underpants.

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@nypostsports These chicks are okay by me.

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@TMZ Never apologize at 2:00 A.M. because there’s still a bunch of shit you can get in trouble for before dawn. Better to wait and get it all apologized for in 1 shot.

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@nbcsnl Woke up this morning with a piss hard on so stiff I pole vaulted to the can.

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@metsbatflip1 @ragazzoreport Sorry to say, neighbor these two schmucks would break 200 on the lanes. Bowling is where it’s at kids. Get on board or get out of the way.

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@nypostsports Maybe he thought it was a drive thru?

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@JoePantorno nice job on the sports today. I was in NYC today and it’s been a while since I got ink on my fingers. Can ya cover some bowling? I’m thinking of a comeback. Let’s do a story. I’ll get sandwiches.

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@HowieRose Not a bad bowler either. Probably could have been a pro. I did a charity event with him and I was high as a kite. You never reported that in Sports Phone did ya?!

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Never say I didn’t give a crap about people. Gutters For the Homeless. #GivingTuesday

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Here’s to you #ShoheiOhtani on #50/50
I remember banging 50 chicks in 50 snack bars across the country. Top that!
#snackbars #onionrings #fyp #bowlerslife #bowlersex

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@billmaher

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@DoJoFun1 @bocchetti_mike @sprouts234 @koolaid4211

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@WSJ @WSJopinion How long until we start hearing “rigged election” again?