Jerry C

Good at helping others resolve differences. Libertarian advocate. Raiders, LA Kings and aviation enthusiast “Don’t cheat. DO NOT CHEAT.”

[Jerry C @JerryChilds]

@DefiantLs @ItsKingSlime She says she went to Kensington because the dope is better there. She enjoys it and doesn’t want to quit. She decided to go to Kensington from where she was.

She likes the feeling of ODing.

She is not going to clean up any time soon

[Jerry C @JerryChilds]

@GovPressOffice @CAgovernor Ha ha! That was a working class black neighborhood.

Gavin Platner has something to tell them.

[Jerry C @JerryChilds]

@GovPressOffice @CAgovernor Wow.

Make sure to tell the residents of Altadena that you were totally prepared.

[Jerry C @JerryChilds]

@BrentAWilliams2 Led Zeppelin’s next album: Metaphysical Sterility

[Jerry C @JerryChilds]

@stephen_richer >>> Election workers can’t tabulate those immediately

We used to. And in the rest of the world we still do.

It’s like building a high-speed train. Or rebuilding after a fire.

Politics ensures winners and losers. And that takes time

[Jerry C @JerryChilds]

Bears and kitty kitties are assholes.

[Jerry C @JerryChilds]

This is why I can’t take the trash out the night before. Yes. Video from the yard.

So I’m going to get up at 0330 to get the trash out so the bears have a lesser window to destroy and spread the trash everywhere

Actually installed an electric fence to keep them out. Seriously

[Jerry C @JerryChilds]

@Nomads4Pritzker What was Elon Musk doing in 2022 to cause this?

You mentioned the date.

[Jerry C @JerryChilds]

@drterrysimpson I agree.

Not by itself.

It is cause for a closer examination.

It’s like sudden shortness of breath. Plenty of innocent explanations.

But any reasonable person with a shred of broad would want to investigate it.

[Jerry C @JerryChilds]

@Hamultonne Yeah.

Hence people thought I was really good.

I knew better.

[Jerry C @JerryChilds]

Anybody else spend a lifetime feeling like compliments are curses?

[Jerry C @JerryChilds]

@Hamultonne But inside I know…

I’m just acting competent

[Jerry C @JerryChilds]

@Hamultonne I Treat all compliments as sincere.

And internally I think, “if they only knew.”

I had a fellow guitarist tell me once: “you’re an actor. Just act like you know what you’re doing.” It was his advice to get over stage fright.

And it worked. It works for everything

[Jerry C @JerryChilds]

And sometimes I wonder whether it’s the kitty kitties who do it and I’m unfairly blaming the bears

Either way, taking the trash out down a long driveway makes my butt pucker.

[Jerry C @JerryChilds]

@LeftyWinter No kidding! Steyer insisted it was gonna happen.

It’s like the billionaire oligarch paid the right people.

[Jerry C @JerryChilds]

Because Democrats don’t discriminate between “every vote” and “every legal vote.”

Let’s say I voted 5,000 times. Newsom: “We counted all of them. We count every vote.”

So if you’re dead, so long as your vote is correct your vote will be counted.

[Governor Newsom Press Office @GovPressOffice]

Why do Republicans hate that California counts every vote?

[Jerry C @JerryChilds]

@policywishes I ave a coworker. We’ve spent five years working on saying, “you’re welcome” to “Thank you.”

And it’s still difficult.

[Jerry C @JerryChilds]

@DrCasteelEM I respect physicians. It’s a professional degree. You are my peer.

I respect musicians. You are my peer.

I’m 6’2”.

Much like in music - I was good enough to know I wasn’t good enough.

And smart enough to know my limitations.

You save lives. I’ve saved asses.

[Jerry C @JerryChilds]

@DrCasteelEM Dunning-Kruger personified.

[Jerry C @JerryChilds]

@lorenrichmondjr Matt Stafford played himself into the Hall of Fame.

Russell Wilson played himself out of it.

It’s that simple.

[Jerry C @JerryChilds]

Song of the day.

Train of Consequences by Megadeth.

It’s about gambling. Not just the casino type but life. “My boxcars life of style.”

The odds are low but you go for it, anyway.

And the consequences are yours alone. Win or lose.

https://t.co/Quh2XNhm4j