Foreskin Jerry

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here mosly to vent about my life and be horny.

[Aym @AymCybele28]

Ahegao is only hot in hentai. When real girls do it they just look retarded. Not even hot retarded, just retarded.

[Joe Lampton @joelampton_]

"Dating is easy for girls"

False.

The easy part for them is getting sex. It's actually hard to get a boyfriend.

It's hard because the guys who are successful with girls just wanna fuck, get bored easily, behave miserably or already have a serious relationship.

And the guys with no options are broke, boring, full on insecurities etc.

It's difficult for a woman to find the SWEET SPOT

Someone who is attractive/ rich / a good boyfriend BUT ALSO "simp" enough to stay with her and not dump her fast and treat her like shit.

This is why girls start getting fucked left and right, they can't figure out THE SWEET SPOT

Aim too high? You'll end up in some rotation, or the side chick of some guy who already has it all.

Aim too low? You'll end up with some idiot who gets into debt because of drugs/gambling or makes your life a mess with his retarded decisions.

It's hard for women too.

[Mimi🦂 @soft4mimi_]

lol why are we so harsh on men when it comes to sex? some of yall women can’t fuck neither.

[Anonymous @YourAnonNews]

He's a parasite.

[MrE @MrE_mssg]

Reformed sluts will always plant little cues for u to find out they used to be sluts and they do it subconsciously and yet on purpose. That way, they feel they didn’t trick u. They didn’t present themselves dishonestly. Presumably u got the message and decided to go ahead anyway.

[Thiago Maurício @ThiagoM73489739]

@1eozinho01 Se eu gostasse de mistério entrava pra gangue do scooby doo porra

[Text @Kazu_NotText]

@1eozinho01 Ele tá fazendo errado, se tivesse fazendo certo estaria verde

[Doiichi3 @Doiichi3]

@1eozinho01 Tá pensando que aqui é Gotham pra soltar charada, fdp?

[Foreskin Jerry @JerryForzin]

Bet this goes so hard when if you're a 17 year old edgelord.

[lynk @lynk0x]

Get angry.

[AKIN-MADE @bibzyCarter]

My brothers and I discovered that the guys sending one-word replies were getting treated even better. So we adapted.

[shameful @s4gns]

“i just got the ick” Ok? and you have no ass

[Hlovo @hlovo_]

Most men start off like this until they meet women who show them that it means absolutely nothing

[saila @sailaunderscore]

When you friendzone a woman, you might think I'm exaggerating, but they speak about you like you planned and executed ten 9/11s.

[wiLL @willfulchaos]

no one wants a waist over 9 inches

[Anointed01 @_Anointed01]

@respawnedtarga1 See, we're not racist; we have one black guy!!!

(PR campaign is crazy)

[Foreskin Jerry @JerryForzin]

you can tell he hates his own body

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

Drake in new photo.

[WelBeast @WelBeast]

Morocco you’d have received the support of the entire world if you were playing against Argentina. I’m sorry you’re playing against the only guys that can stop the satanic institution that is FIFA from selling our beautiful game to the highest bidder.

[Arturo Villegas @ArturoVill7]

Mbappé lo entendió todo.

En su primer gol vs Marruecos hizo el gesto de “yo soy el número 1” y enseguida el “aquí” de Cristiano Ronaldo.

No fue casualidad: aceptó su papel.

Ser el villano del relato, el justiciero contra el protegido, el que tiene que pelear no solo contra rivales, sino contra todo el sistema.

Mbappé sabe que el futbol necesita a alguien que rompa el guion.

Solo él puede salvar el futbol.

[kira 👾 @kirawontmiss]

Sorry you have to go out like this Morocco. This is for the greater good. We have a mission to save this World Cup from Corruption.

[Martien 🇳🇱 @MartienBall]

I’m sorry Morocco. We all love an underdog story, but we’ve got a job to finish… we have to stop corruption.