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[Lara Logan @laralogan]

Yep - none at all…

[Gerry Callahan @GerryCallahan]

Here’s the problem. Trump, Pratt and others say the LA election was rigged. They know it. We know it. Everyone knows it.

Kirsten Welker? She demands evidence. The rest of the corporate media demand to see the evidence. WHERE’S THE EVIDENCE, they scream in unison?

But if a REPUBLICAN won a questionable election, Welker and the entire mainstream media apparatus would have one focus. FIND THE EVIDENCE. In other words, they would do their jobs. Democrats steal an election and they do damage control. They circle the wagons.

They have no interest in breaking the story. That’s why Trump was enraged. That’s why all decent Americans are pissed. The Democrat machine stole the LA election and the media is most definitely a vital part of that machine.

[Jason Hochberg @hochbergjason]

@JustineBateman Why do you think they showed a blind woman handling ballots? Is that good production in a time of low confidence? Any advice for the station?

[Emperor Guillotine @JerryKinTX]

@KevinBriggs1776 @JonathanTurley I was watching on a YouTube video and saw the same thing!!! Came here and typed in "blind woman vote count" and found your post!! This is beyond hilarious! The people of California deserve this so much!!

[Emperor Guillotine @JerryKinTX]

@TheCinesthetic https://t.co/tCTspKI6sQ

[David D'Costa @techydcosta]

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[Emperor Guillotine @JerryKinTX]

@quirked_up_anzu Who styles The Mandalorian's hair? Why does he have a mustache?

[Emperor Guillotine @JerryKinTX]

@RaminNasibov @elonmusk Warcraft 2

[Jason Howerton @jason_howerton]

Since I’m going to be hearing this for the next 6 months as a Texas voter, let me answer the question:

“You would vote for an adulterer over James Talarico? That’s not very Christian.”

Here’s the truth: I would rather vote for almost anyone else who is going to at least advocate for conservative *policies* over a literal heretic who wears my faith like a skin suit, advocates for policies that harm children, endorses immorality and generally harm society.

Ken Paxton has personal baggage. I don’t deny that. But Talarico has plenty too — and he openly mocks God’s law and treats Jesus as a political mascot all while pushing a radical far-left agenda that would be a disaster for my state.

You see, I’m an adult. I do not expect those who are seeking political office to be my moral superiors or even trustworthy. They are tools to be used to do the least amount of damage via policy.

I wish more pastors and men who live godly lives were running. I really do. But the options we get are what they are.

Paxton supports secure borders, law enforcement, lower taxes, unleashing American energy, the Second Amendment, just to name a few.

Talarico supports unlimited abortion, trans-ing children, higher taxes, government-run “healthcare,” and is incredibly comfortable blaspheming the word of God.

I’m not voting for a priest. I’m voting for an imperfect person to represent my interests. That’s how it works.

You’re not going to guilt trip Texans into supporting a looney tunes candidate like Talarico. Paxton will win by 5+.

It’s about policy, not personality.

[The White House @WhiteHouse]

Today, we remember a legend.

On this day in history, Harambe would have celebrated another birthday. An icon that became part of internet history, American culture, and an entire generation’s timeline.

Tomorrow marks 10 years since we lost him. Ten years since the moment the world stopped scrolling and collectively mourned something bigger than a meme.

He became a symbol of loyalty, strength, chaos, unity, and the strange beauty of the internet bringing millions of people together for one cause: never forgetting Harambe.

Everyone remembers where they were when they heard the news. And somehow, a decade later, his legacy still lives on.

Gone, but never forgotten.
Rest easy to a true patriot. 🕊️🇺🇸

May 27, 1999 — May 28, 2016
Forever in our hearts.

[B @B0XmeNow]

@TheDemocrats

[Roy Smith @roy_smith29022]

@nypost @MagadonianMemes You now win a Democrat Primary by being the candidate who hates the USA and Americans the most.

[Abe Froman @AbeFromanKing99]

@RNCResearch All they can do is lie and hope that their voters are stupid enough to believe them.

[Emperor Guillotine @JerryKinTX]

@end3of6days9 I've never had trouble with SeatGeek. Now StubHub is another story and they participated in a scam that led to me having to reverse and dispute on my credit card after hours of phone calls.

[GRANDPA’s FREE ADVICE @GOP_is_Gutless]

Greg Burgess writes....
So apparently Jill and I are on a plane to China with Trump, Elon Musk, half the Cabinet, and a collection of CEOs whose combined net worth could probably refinance the moon.

Totally normal day for Gen X.

And I just can’t stop laughing at how the media spent YEARS telling us:

- China hated Elon
- Trump was “finished”
- America was collapsing
- capitalism was dead
- and everybody important was abandoning the U.S.

Meanwhile, here we are somewhere over the Pacific looking like the cast of Succession meets Top Gun: Retirement Plan Edition.

Remember when China sanctioned Marco Rubio back in 2020 and everybody acted like the geopolitical chessboard had permanently shifted?

Now suddenly everybody’s still showing up to the table because — shocking development — nations tend to like:

- money
- technology
- manufacturing
- trade
- AI
- energy
- semiconductors
- and not being economically irrelevant

Who knew.

The best part is the internet meltdown cycle never changes.

Trump:
“America needs stronger trade relationships.”

Media:
“HITLER.”

Elon:
“I make electric cars, rockets, satellites, AI, and robots.”

Internet activists:
“Yeah but we posted an angry hashtag.”

Cool.
I’m sure Beijing is trembling before your TikTok resistance movement.

And flying with this group is exactly what you think it would be.

Trump walks around the cabin narrating reality like it’s an episode of Lifestyles of the Rich and Geopolitical:
“Great flight. Powerful people. Very high IQ. The Chinese are saying they’ve never seen anything like it.”

Elon looks like he hasn’t slept since 2019 and is simultaneously calculating orbital trajectories and wondering if the beverage cart could be automated.

Meanwhile Jill and I are sitting there like two exhausted Gen Xers who survived dial-up internet, chain-smoking restaurants, lawn darts, and drinking from garden hoses… wondering how in the hell we became side characters in the weirdest timeline imaginable.

Honestly, at this point if Trump walked into Beijing blasting “Danger Zone” while Elon live-streamed it from orbit, I wouldn’t even blink.

Because the people who told us America was over are still tweeting from iPhones, driving Teslas, using Starlink during hurricanes, and cashing checks tied to the same capitalist machine they claim to hate.

Gen X translation:
The world’s still running.
The adults are still making deals.

And the internet is still confusing hashtags for accomplishments.

Carry on.

[C3 @C_3C_3]

Time in Federal Government…

Alexander Hamilton: 5 years
George Washington: 8 years
Thomas Jefferson: 10 years
John Adams: 12 years

Bernie Sanders: 35 years
Nancy Pelosi: 39 years
Mitch McConnell: 41 years
Chuck Schumer: 45 years

It explains everything.

Founders vs Grifters

[Emperor Guillotine @JerryKinTX]

@JackPosobiec @ginacarano @MarkHamill They already screwed him over with his drinking blue milk and stupid death in "Last Jedi".

[Jess Right @Jess4u]

@GrageDustin @mrddmia There is no way I am wasting my time voting when these people are willing to openly admit they are corrupt and see not consequences. If something doesn’t happen soon, I’m going to have to believe everyone in government is corrupt and nobody is coming to save us.

[JoeM @GeneralJoeM17]

@BreitbartNews Yawn, wake me up when she's arrested for it