Jerry McKenzie

sports, 7 beautiful kids, work at HSBC bank, crypto

[Jerry McKenzie @JerryMacKenzie6]

@squashbants @SquashTourist @DailySquashRep @em_whitlock @matt_wagg @PSAWorldTour @USOpenSquash Hej Gary! i just watched a video of the incident. Wowsers. Haven't seen anything like that at the professional level before. Obviously the correct decision was made by the referee. Can't be turning blind on the ball and cracking it down the centre of the court. 🥒

[Jerry McKenzie @JerryMacKenzie6]

@squashbants @GuyCoopz jago nardellli best tekkers i have ever witnessed. boring era rn tbh. Too many shooters and not enough players willing to stay on there for 3 hours (2hr46mins is my longest match). Paul Cole shooting too much now. Not my cup of tea.

[Jerry McKenzie @JerryMacKenzie6]

@GuyCoopz Thx Guy.... Doc says 7-8 weeks before I lose the crutches but I'm hoping more like 3-4 weeks. My cankles have extra fat which the doc says will help repair the area quicker than skinny people. Put me in the 7 game series in 4 weeks time

[Jerry McKenzie @JerryMacKenzie6]

Would u fucking believe it.... Going for a walk this afternoon, casual stroll, was asked to join a game of pick up basketball as one of their buddies pulled a calf. I said yeah sure, why not. What happens? I broke my ankle. I shit you not. Fuck!!!

[Jerry McKenzie @JerryMacKenzie6]

@PSAWorldTour @MoElshorbagy One of my favorite moments in the history of squash. 2 warriors doing battle for every point work the younger brother coming away with the W.!

[Jerry McKenzie @JerryMacKenzie6]

Basketball can suck a fat one.

[Jerry McKenzie @JerryMacKenzie6]

My teammate missed the shot,i took the rebound and went for the dunk... Was nowhere near dunking it and came down hard on my right ankle. Fucking snap! Just just got home now after spending hours at the hospital getting it attended to.

[Jerry McKenzie @JerryMacKenzie6]

@BR_NBA @BleacherReport Damnit!!

[Jerry McKenzie @JerryMacKenzie6]

@BigCheds I possess a stubborn type of patience. can't decide if good or bad.

[Jerry McKenzie @JerryMacKenzie6]

@GuyCoopz Listen Guy. I don't want to brag ( bad trait an all) but bitcoin is fucking flying!! No word of a lie i own 7 bitcoins and I keep them all under my pillow.

[Jerry McKenzie @JerryMacKenzie6]

Beers 🍻 don't have too get up early for work so fuck it

[Jerry McKenzie @JerryMacKenzie6]

Back on the Twitter train. The office has closed due to covid lockdown so here we are! VHS squash it is. what suggestions do you have for me people @GuyCoopz @squashbants

[Jerry McKenzie @JerryMacKenzie6]

Oh so you finally found out how to use this website @GuyCoopz ? Seriously it's so good dude. You can write messages to famous people and they don't even care! What time you heading to work on Thursday? #Coronas

[Jerry McKenzie @JerryMacKenzie6]

@SquashMadDotCom @kevinbacon Mmmmm 🥓.......

[Jerry McKenzie @JerryMacKenzie6]

Great workout today in the weights room.

[Jerry McKenzie @JerryMacKenzie6]

@nickmatthew Ha ha ha you funny bastard! #

[Jerry McKenzie @JerryMacKenzie6]

@simonroesner Great win Simon! I was there in the crowd, first time seeing you play live. Amazing to watch.! You're racket looks quite heavy, how much does it weigh? 165 grams?

[Jerry McKenzie @JerryMacKenzie6]

@ben_coleman91 Is that movement allowed? I have a regular playing partner who does the same thing and he says it's fine to block, only if you use your ass to do it. Says you're just not allowed to use shoulders/arms. Is that true?

[Jerry McKenzie @JerryMacKenzie6]

@squashbants #ShaftFace!

[Jerry McKenzie @JerryMacKenzie6]

@squashbants Hey douchebag! I'm at the pub on the corner from the hotel where you said you would meet me an hour ago!!! I'm hammered... Go the Mets!! Wooooooo #