Jerry Morrison

I’m on a lightning bolt of cosmic self expression.

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@RepAndrewFarmer This you? Condescension and bigotry is all that I hear. But I guess all is forgiven by your white, republican, middle class Jesus. You’re a hypocrite.

https://t.co/qejDebZRQr

[The Tennessee Holler @TheTNHoller]

Rep. @Justinjpearson: “You all heard that. How many of you would want to be spoken to that way?”

Pearson responds to Rep. Farmer’s belittling, disrespectful rant. #TennesseeThree

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Do you remember when you joined Twitter? Before it was a shell of it's former self? Before it was run in to the ground by a thin skinned, ego-maniac named @elonmusk? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary

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@jehuthehunt I mean. In some places, I STILL hear it.

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@jehuthehunt In the late 90s any time someone would ask my name:

“Jerry! Jerry! Jerry!”

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not only upon

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@losfamgeles Thank you for this @losfamgeles! Y’all’s journey has been comforting while going through my own. I appreciate the candid conversation! @rhettmc and his Ear Biscuits episode was a big push for me to finally surface my own feelings. It was hard, but necessary.

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@pickledswans @bethallisonbarr @JPokluda Then why be so weirdly descriptive about how “everything was in the right place”? He could have just said “a woman approached me and I said nah, I’m good.” But that’s not an interesting story for his followers about how good of a man he is.

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One of my favorite bits from #Candlenights was @Teylormoonstore and their dad’s drink bit. Gonna try the smoked orange peel for my next old fashioned!

[lillian b @lillian_b]

Very telling that @LipscombBisons is giving an honorary doctorate today to a guy who is a sexual predator. George Shinn claims the name of Jesus, and I hope youall enjoy your arts dept.

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All it took for George Shinn to get an honorary doctorate from @LipscombBisons was having a positive attitude. Also that fat wallet that god blessed him with. #staypositive #predator #butjesustho

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@byDavidGardner I love his ‘idiot kicker’ energy

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@jehuthehunt I’m a fan of the follow-up “Terry, What the Fuck?”

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@maryelizfoster I love so much about this. I love that he’s a wrestler (I coached for almost 7 years). I’m biased, but I think it’s one of the greatest sports. Also! He wrestles at Page! Benji is hands down one of best coaches in the area. I will have to come out catch a match!

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@s31bz Bandcamp

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@jamiebradley That’s like, funny sex number inception.

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Walker has a history with stumbling over words. I’m reminded of my favorite BaD Radio bit from The Little Ticket @dfwticket

https://t.co/YgeHUzk2Jn

[Acyn @Acyn]

Walker: This erection is about the people

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@elonmusk @ErrolWebber Well, that sounds terrible.

[WeGo Public Transit @WeGoTransit]

We love talking to parents like Marcela whose students ride to school with WeGo. We will be at the @MetroSchools Celebration of Schools and Fair at Nissan Stadium until 2pm! #rollwithwego #strIDeprogram

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@WSAZirr Excellent use of the word jagoff.

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