Jerry Protheroe

Lover of cars, books, music and food. Armchair political pundit. Sarcaustic smart ass.
I'm not everyone's cup of tea, but I'm somebody's double shot of tequila.

[Jerry Protheroe @JerryProtheroe]

@20th_Centurygal https://t.co/psy85jWPAF

[Bill Madden @maddenifico]

Elon Musk doesn't get it — so this "military brat" explains it to him in no uncertain terms. 😳👇

[Trish @TrishFL1]

🤣🤣🤣

[Jerry Protheroe @JerryProtheroe]

@8WithaTiara She lacks both the warmth and depth to rhyme with Bundt

[Jerry Protheroe @JerryProtheroe]

@theliamnissan Our little group has one, but it's a Joke. (Juke)

[Jerry Protheroe @JerryProtheroe]

@Damondyor $10K in auto repair, $5K credit card debt, and approximately $500 to rewire the pumphouse because I'm currently operating with one extension cord to run the pump during the day and the heater at night.

[Captain Obvious™️ @TheFungi669]

The CDC has said that the flu spreads quickly in dense populations.

They advised to stay away from dense people.

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

People who brag about not being politically correct tend also not to be factually, morally, or grammatically correct.

[Jerry Protheroe @JerryProtheroe]

@gggirl924 My brother has been living there (rent free) while caring for the 'rents during end of life. Mom died almost three years ago now and the house was supposed to be sold and the estate devided. I asked for nominal rent ($100-$200 a month)
I want it sold so I can move on with my life

[Captain Obvious™️ @TheFungi669]

I’ve decided to not vaccinate my kids.

I think the doctor would do a much better job than me.

[Robert II Welch @WelchRobII]

Why do Trump supporters need to talk to and be around people who aren’t Trump supporters? Just talk to each other and Leave the rest of us the fuck alone.

[Glenn Kirschner @glennkirschner2]

In the event we remain loyal to the text of the Constitution, an insurrectionist who previously took an oath of allegiance to the Constitution is disqualified from holding office unless Congress votes to remove the disability. Trump IS an adjudicated insurrectionist. Ergo ...

[Jerry Protheroe @JerryProtheroe]

@theliamnissan She didn't already know?

[Protect Kamala Harris ✊ @DisavowTrump20]

Want to blow Republicans’ minds?

Supreme Court Justice Sonia Sotomayor retires.

President Biden appoints Kamala Harris to Sotomayor’s vacancy with a lame duck Democratic senate majority.

Supreme Court Justice Kamala Harris.

[cat king @effielovessnack]

Why are trump supporters getting so mad that we say that we hope everything that they voted for happens to them? Why is that a threat? YOU VOTED FOR IT WHY ARE YOU MAD? I hope everything that you voted for happens to you PERSONALLY. Why you mad boo?

[Jerry Protheroe @JerryProtheroe]

The field in which I plant my phuques is fallow, my give-a-damn is busted, and I'm currently emotionally constipated, I just don't give a shit right now. Gods help us all.

[ShawnInArizona🌵 @ShawnInArizona]

In just days Kari Lake will suffer one of the most embarrassing losses in Arizona Senate election history

We won't be needing 13 days to declare a victor

There will be no talks of a recount

This will be us as Arizonans, telling Kari Lake with our votes to stfu once and for all

[Deb @DontCallMeDebby]

LFG … #Vote