Jerry R Shaw

forsaken Bolts⚡️ fan, Paige Bueckers enjoyer, 3.8 handicap ⛳️, purveyor of narratives, consumer of facts, cursed with knowledge. I am never wrong, just early.

[Jerry R Shaw @JerryRShaw]

Me:

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Someone get me footage of trump laughing when hokit called Michelle Obama a man please. #UFCFreedom250

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@realapp knows ball

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Michigan I am inside you

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Ohio I am inside you

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Sal Stewart I’m sucking it

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@SullySquatch Yes

[claire rogers @kclairerogers]

Nelly Korda is looking to become the first Nike athlete wearing red and black to win at Riviera

[visios. 𓍝 @lifeisjustvices]

Me still believing in Wemby while the whole timeline turns against him

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@ellalangleymsic will I see you at the bar tonight in Pittsburgh?

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Wemby gonna have 40 next game unfortunately

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I am stuck in between a constant dilemma

Do I want to win 1000$ from my preseason Spurs future?

Or

Do I want to see the side talk videos of what happens to New York if the Knicks win

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They are teamed up and yet still lost due to some shady antics by @CBouchea

[nugget chef @jayhaykid]

Imagine if these two teamed up
https://t.co/gZR0Zniiex

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Just saw a tik tok antagonizing foot fetish Larpers, saying “my culture is not your costume”

and there’s mfs in the comments saying:

“Now if we could just normalize fart sniffing”
“Now if we could just normalize shit play”

Who are you tryna rally together bro

[SƬΞPH @BlitzDallas]

Dad, why did you name me - Devin Vassell Fuck You Dunk Game 7 - ????

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I just need a Spurs Championship, to shoot a 68, and a dimple bunny walking next to me.

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Hayley Williams lookalike contest at my house tonight. No socks or shoes allowed on the hardwood (for safety)

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@jackshe93631648 @ShotimeLAD I also told Roki that you dropped him in fantasy #nonbeliever

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Chet bro just sit out any spurs series. It’s sad to watch you in the Wemby torture chamber.