Shane

Lemme ask you something

[Shane @JerrySandsFan]

God forbid men have hobbies

[Shane @JerrySandsFan]

Analytically I have slept with 4 supermodels this week

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

“Analytically… we’ve won 2/3 on the expected [score]”

- Kenny Atkinson to reporters with the Cavs down 0-3

[Shane @JerrySandsFan]

Imagine how fun betting on the Hunger Games would be

[Shane @JerrySandsFan]

People forget sophomore Matt Saracen came off the bench and was down 24-14 with 3 min to go after Street got paralyzed and he came back and won

[Shane @JerrySandsFan]

Jade from Victorious was so bad man

[Shane @JerrySandsFan]

Just saw a fat black chick with a skinny white dude #UnoReverse

[Shane @JerrySandsFan]

Never deleting this app

[Shane @JerrySandsFan]

Smoke show on Jeopardy. Someone tell Ken to shut the fuck up and let her answer everytime

[Shane @JerrySandsFan]

Monday Night Football would hit like crack right now

[Shane @JerrySandsFan]

See you all in Cancun

[Shane @JerrySandsFan]

Using Apple Sports is gayer than watching gay porn

[Tyson Hutchins @tysonhutchins_]

Whoever had the idea to put the entire bracket inside Apple Sports… Bless you

[Shane @JerrySandsFan]

Dude perfect stereotypes really went on a generational run

[Shane @JerrySandsFan]

NBA twitter is fucking insane

[Shane @JerrySandsFan]

Me after I crack my first beer

[Trill Withers @TylerIAm]

That beer hit my hand on a Friday like Mjolnir

[Shane @JerrySandsFan]

I thought this was about the Rizzler and thought “wait he’s not from Serbia”

[Shane @JerrySandsFan]

If you aren’t at work betting the noon CBB games you are not committed to the game.

[Shane @JerrySandsFan]

Co worker just said “it’s getting to be about that time guys”. No fucking shit Tammy I have been staring at the clock since I got here

[Shane @JerrySandsFan]

Miss this account so much. Got the weekend going and never missed

[Demon Time @DemonTimeTweet]

It's Time. 😈⏰

[Shane @JerrySandsFan]

Most underrated part of being in office is hearing co workers light up the stall next to you. The things I do to provide shareholder value

[Shane @JerrySandsFan]

How I talk to my girlfriend after drinking 17 beers and telling people my opinions on women in the workplace

[Shane @JerrySandsFan]

My Buddy needs put on a list