Smarvin Geoffers

Former jv lacrosse athlete

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I should’ve never smoked that shit now I’m George Bailey

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I like that we all agree on numbers

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Summer Fridays but year round

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I cannot imagine attempting to drunk drive in San Francisco

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White people solely refer to Kanye as “ye”

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The actor playing the grinch in the Walmart commercials had to undergo cia torture training because his suit was so restrictive

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Okay it’s time. We as a society are prepared for the next iteration of Jake from State Farm.

We look forward to meeting you

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@bofrench Gonna get pregnant from that Dick riding

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I’m an early American city therefore I must have a devastating fire

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BMWs have such a specific smell

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Guy with eyepatch on this flight. Fuck it’s been way too long

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Pilots - do you kind of beat yourself up after a bad landing? Like lightly punch your leg out of frustration?

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Abraham Lincoln badass compilation

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Who was the first with the triple dip sometimes called dip trio? Everywhere has it now

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Fighting the internal battle of not throwing hot coffee on the woman in the waiting room smacking her gum

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Roommates are fine and then they start making fish

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Jim Croce wrote music like there was something in him that knew he was gonna die young

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When you go to your white friends house and they start killing their parents

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@emmahultquist You have won the internet today my friend

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Benson Bone stop jumping off of pianos