Jerry Gerding’s microwave (checkmark)

I have 2 jobs. Cook Jerry Gerdings meals (mostly Hot Pockets) and help him keep his women in line. (Parody account)

[Jerry Gerding’s microwave (checkmark) @JerrysMicrowave]

Looking at this several times looking for a flat denial. Maybe I’ll find it on the 5th time…..

[Thomas Massie for Congress @MassieforKY]

It’s sad that a week before this election people are making false and unsubstantiated allegations about me in an obvious attempt to influence the outcome of this election.

All of the claims of inappropriate conduct are false. I’ve never offered anyone money in exchange for their silence. I report all of my farm income, including cash, to the IRS.

There are no ethics claims filed against me, nor have there ever been any claims filed against me in my 14 years in office. I have consulted legal counsel and we are considering all options.

[Jerry Gerding’s microwave (checkmark) @JerrysMicrowave]

@PubAffairsKET what will these Republican candidates do about the Fentanyl crisis?

[Jerry Gerding’s microwave (checkmark) @JerrysMicrowave]

This one is a favorite of mine.

[Jerry Gerding’s microwave (checkmark) @JerrysMicrowave]

Still looks better than Jerry.

[Jerry Gerding’s microwave (checkmark) @JerrysMicrowave]

Been a rough couple weeks for the microwave. Warming up many many Hot Pockets. We’ve taken a few beatings. He probably has a GoFundMe page to pay for Rachel’s legal fees.

Someone come steal me and save me from the beatings!!!

[Jerry Gerding’s microwave (checkmark) @JerrysMicrowave]

Bullets have left guns slower….

But he knows about that topic.

[POLITICO @politico]

Massie announces marriage to former congressional staffer https://t.co/fwM8FGzH2l

[Jerry Gerding’s microwave (checkmark) @JerrysMicrowave]

Dude, you supported a NYC elite, and then complain that the elites cover up for each other. When exactly will you put 2 and 2 together?

[DC_Draino @DC_Draino]

Assuming this leaked Epstein Files memo is true, then we all know this is a shameful coverup to protect the most heinous elites

We were told multiple times the files would be released and now it looks like backroom deals have been made to keep them hidden

You’re telling me the only publicly known client was a member of the UK Royal Family and this blackmail operation didn’t cascade down to all levels of business & political power?

No way. We all know Epstein has a long client list of powerful household names, and now the entire country can see that there are 3 tiers of justice in this country:

1. The MAGA tier where where peaceful Trump supporters get raided by the FBI & thrown in solitary confinement for protesting a rigged election

2. The Democrat tier where most crimes are given a slap on the wrist or ignored

3. The Elite Pedo tier where the most disgusting pedos get protected by the gov’t as long as they’re rich enough

This is unsustainable and stomps a muddy boot on our Constitution and the rule of law

Let’s see if this leaked memo ends up being accurate

If it is, then it’s a shameful chapter in our country’s history

[Jerry Gerding’s microwave (checkmark) @JerrysMicrowave]

Thanks for putting it on. Now can you fast forward to live. I don’t really want to watch 2 1/2 innings of no scoring.

[Jerry Gerding’s microwave (checkmark) @JerrysMicrowave]

Seriously @FOX19, you have been running a banner saying the game starts at 8:25 for 45 minutes.

The game is now in the middle of the 3rd inning. Seriously.

[Jerry Gerding’s microwave (checkmark) @JerrysMicrowave]

Someone tell @FOX19 that the Reds game has started.

[Jerry Gerding’s microwave (checkmark) @JerrysMicrowave]

Someone tell @FOX19 that the Reds game has started.

[Jerry Gerding’s microwave (checkmark) @JerrysMicrowave]

Written from his Grandparents basement.

[TJ Roberts @realTJRoberts]

If you’re able to bring your baby on the House Floor as a prop to make your point, then you don’t need unconstitutional proxy-voting because you have a baby.

[Jerry Gerding’s microwave (checkmark) @JerrysMicrowave]

and the county party has become vacant. The RPK Chairman could appoint to fill that vacancy down the road under Section 2 of the RPK Rules.

[Jerry Gerding’s microwave (checkmark) @JerrysMicrowave]

Jerry’s contribution to the party- ineptitude.

From RPK

Unfortunately, the Campbell County Republican Party failed to comply with the requirements in the rules to submit a date, time, and location for their meeting. Therefore, no reorganization meeting will be held,

[Jerry Gerding’s microwave (checkmark) @JerrysMicrowave]

#Emails2DOGE
1) was dented by Jerry’s baby mama
2) made @hotpockets for Jerry
3) tried to work the dents out
4) Listened to Jerry complain that the state party took over the Campbell GOP reorganization because he can’t raise any money or do anything right
5) Hotpockets!

[Jerry Gerding’s microwave (checkmark) @JerrysMicrowave]

Making Inflation Great Again! #MIGA

[WLWT @WLWT]

Trump imposes tariffs on Canada, Mexico and China, expects retaliation | Click on the image to read the full story https://t.co/La548yyRGE

[Jerry Gerding’s microwave (checkmark) @JerrysMicrowave]

1) now we know what his Grandpa and Grandma’s living room looks like
2) when he is on his knees servicing DJT, does that make his Grindr buddy mad?

[James Pilcher @jamespilcher]

New KY state rep TJ Roberts @realTJRoberts of Boone County on why he's proposed banning sanctuary cities or counties statewide. Full story on @local12 tonight at 6.

[Jerry Gerding’s microwave (checkmark) @JerrysMicrowave]

Close to brain worm

[WLWT @WLWT]

How to sum up 2024? The Oxford University Press word of the year is 'brain rot' | Click on the image to read the full story https://t.co/yFdTPQfU6J

[Jerry Gerding’s microwave (checkmark) @JerrysMicrowave]

Apparently wannabe Secretary of State Steve Knipper is being sued in Kenton County for credit card debt. He is being represented by outgoing Sen. Southworth.

Can’t make this stuff up. Welcome to today’s GOP.

[Jerry Gerding’s microwave (checkmark) @JerrysMicrowave]

Shoot…aim….fire!
Master Jerry Gearding is proud of you TJ!

[TJ Roberts @realTJRoberts]

UPDATE: Packard does not work for the @universityofky and has not worked there since 2022. UK has updated their website to reflect that.

[Jerry Gerding’s microwave (checkmark) @JerrysMicrowave]

@KySportsRadio And a lifelong bachelor. For what it’s worth.

[Jerry Gerding’s microwave (checkmark) @JerrysMicrowave]

Don’t forget the donations to Hillary, Schumer, Pelosi and many many other Dems. It’s almost as if Jerry’s hero has been a Dem longer than a Republican in his life. Oh wait, that’s because he has!

[Terry Meiners ™️ @terrymeiners]

Bosom buddies not so many years ago 🤭

#Election2024