Jerrzone

Illustrator in the vast quagmire of commercial art

[Jerrzone @Jerrzone]

How come Democrats always NEED to do things to win? It seems like all they need to do is not be total assholes like the Republicans are.

[John Brennan @jmbprime]

If Democrats are serious about winning the midterms they need to hire a seasoned spokesperson to hold daily press conferences. They need to challenge the lies and misinformation that the White House spits out every single day.

[Jerrzone @Jerrzone]

Kiddie pool party and calming the dog.

[Daily Kos @dailykos]

How/will you be celebrating America's 250th birthday?

[Jerrzone @Jerrzone]

Trump water.

[Tom Celica™ @thetomcelica]

I'm calling on President Trump to reopen the Reflecting Pool in its current state, call it Mountain Dew, and serve it to his cult to save energy costs on running the pumps.

[Jerrzone @Jerrzone]

Hmmm. My birth certificate cast $85 from Michigan. Passport cost $165 plus $75 for the photo.

[scha·den·freu·de  @BlisterPearl]

If I had to reregister to vote, post SAVE Act, I'd need:
a $25 copy of my birth certificate,
a $5 copy of my name change,
a $3 copy of my marriage license,
and an $89 drivers license.

OR a $165 passport.

Not only is it an unconstitutional poll tax,
it's also a mostly pink tax.

[Tammy Duckworth @SenDuckworth]

Last night, Republicans betrayed the American people and bowed down to Trump.

Trump is too incompetent to negotiate a good deal to end his disastrous war—and it’s hurting families, endangering our national security and humiliating our nation.

Republicans own all of it.

[Jerrzone @Jerrzone]

Vote them out. And then prosecute them.

[Amy Siskind 🏳️‍🌈🇺🇸 @Amy_Siskind]

So if you were wondering if Republicans had at long last found a spine, and we’re actually going to do the job they were elected for they have not!

Last night the Senate voted to reverse itself on the War resolution after being bullied by Trump. Then they left town for 19 days, without pressing Trump to sign the affordable housing legislation. All the Republicans that we can get rid of this year in midterms need to go!

[Joe G @EastEndJoe]

Transportation was provided too.

[Ilhan Omar @IlhanMN]

It should be a no-brainer: 

No stock trading for members of Congress, the vice president, or the president.

No billionaires buying elections through super PACs.

The government should work for the American people—not wealthy donors and corporate interests.

[Jerrzone @Jerrzone]

@Noirchick1 Magic Christian

[Anonymous @YourAnonNews]

There are cameras that monitor the Reflecting Pool 24/7 - it's Washington DC ffs. There is no footage of anyone damaging or trying to cause damage or sprinkling algae spores or doing anything of the sort. These people live in a world of lies and only morons believe them.

[Stephen King @StephenKing]

Nobody is vandalizing the Reflecting Pool, and Trump knows it. This is a visible example of his corruption--a no-bid contract to some crony followed by sky-high cost overruns, and shoddy construction to boot. Classic Trump: I didn't fuck up, it was my enemies.

[Robert Reich @RBReich]

For the next 135 days, our first and most important goal is to end Republican control of Congress, thereby limiting Trump’s reign of criminality, corruption, cruelty, and treachery.

This is a moral imperative for every one of us who believes in a decent society. https://t.co/Nj5gGbwD36

[Tim Walz @Tim_Walz]

Found an imaginary problem, said only they could fix it, didn’t listen to experts, hired buddies who grifted millions, failed miserably, bragged how great it went.

The entire Trump presidency in a nutshell.

[Jerrzone @Jerrzone]

Fuckers!

[Joni Askola @joni_askola]

It is deeply frustrating how easily Americans moved past the reality that Donald Trump attempted an actual coup in 2021 and failed miserably.

He should have been disqualified from ever holding power again the moment he tried to overturn the election results. He is a traitor who belongs in jail, plain and simple.

Treating his actions as just another political scandal that can be brushed aside is completely unacceptable.

The Republicans who enabled this comeback are absolute traitors to the US. They had multiple opportunities to draw a line in the sand and reject him.

Instead, they acted in a pathetic manner by backing him as their candidate and enabling him to become president again

[Governor Newsom Press Office (parody) @AwesomeNewsom]

Trump blames the pool algae on vandalism. Yes, vandalism in DC is rampant. Last year vandals destroyed half the White House. Last week a gang of criminals ripped up the South Lawn and staged a fight club. A few months ago some cretin graffitied the Kennedy Center with his name!

[Nicole Minét @mouvement33]

Everyone on the right got pissed off when I noticed the state of the art circulation and filtration system Obama had added to the Reflecting Pool 16 years ago was removed by Trump. Now we find out that Trump *did* remove it. This isn't hard to deduce. Anything Obama did will be removed and destroyed. We paid good money for that system only to be charged $14 million to have the pool painted and the filtration system removed. This was a money laundering scheme. Nothing more.

[👑 Queen Beetle 😎 @QueenBeetleTN]

I could not have said it better myself. This is exactly how I feel. Thank you Steve.

[Molly Ploofkins @Mollyploofkins]

Understanding Trump's Surrender to Iran: A Quick Guide

[Rt Hon. Will || Portfolio for Sarcasm (parody) @colder_sarcasm]

True story